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HoF #6 royvern vs. The Ghost; Winner gets free ticket!
Topic Started: Jul 11 2011, 03:02 AM (3,166 Views)
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Uncle Squirrel I like the sound of that! Maybe Uncle Muskrat.
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88-74 That's 39-31 rest of the way sounds about right to me. With the Pirates respectable this year nobody hits 90 and the Cards 88 is enough to win by 2.
that is right about what i was thinking. the pirates are kinda beating everyone up a little. with 4 teams in the hunt, no one is goign to smash this division open
Ghostage, how about a little wager (since you think my aim is poor)? Who ever is closer to the Cards final record, the other must preface his all of his posts with "I am not worthy of _____'s attention!" in bold type with the winners name filling in the blank for 30 days after the season is over. We'd have NC be the final judge but he can't count, so I say Prots is the official Ump. Ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya? :ph43r:

Let's get it on, Casper!
im in, uncle squirrel, on these conditions...


1. since the halfway between the two is an odd number, winner is the closest number. for example, 90-72 means i win, 91-71 mean you win. over yours, you take it, under mine, i take it.

2. regular season only.

3. you dont take it nearly far enough. how about something like "I am not worthy of ______'s attention. ______ is so much more awesome than i am at all things, including horseshoes, pancake making and playing Marco Polo."

4. lets really see how much action you really like. loser buys 2 tickets to a game of the others passion. you win, i take you to a blues game. i win, we catch a cards game. (and not a crazy one like opening day or stanley cup....PSH! wait a sec! the blue notes actually gotta make it there...my bad)

you still down, gramps?


uncle squirrel - 93-69
ghost the magnificent - 88-74


Okay Punky Brewster, first off it's Mr. Gramps to you. As they say in hockey, IT'S GO TIME! B) I would like to add to the thread prefeface "...playing Marco Polo, and I love weraing high heels on a cool summer evening!." If your down with that and ya want some, Casper, come on and get it!
...it was originally ..."better at all things including horseshoes, pancake making and making love to my woman"....but that seemed a bit far, besides, i dont even know if you like women.

Okay skippy, all your terms and your original tag line
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"better at all things including horseshoes, pancake making and making love to my woman"...
...and by the way I get giddy wearing high heels on a cool summer evening.

Take it or leave it, Carp Bait. Oh and bring a hanky to cover you eyes in case a fight breaks out at the hockey game. I know how you sensitive types are.

Cap tip on the drum roll.

We ain't buying a farm here. You in or out?
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84 wins..take division then beat the Tigers in the WS in 3 games. ;)
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Jul 11 2011, 06:38 PM
The contestants shall now go to their corners, come up with their tag lines (you both know it's gotta be PG-13 B) )for the loser of this bet, and play nice. I'm trying to figure out where this thread needs to park so it doesn't get lost by the end of the regular season. I don't want to pin it and don't want to HoF it - yet.
might want to pin it, because roy might want to practice his lines here...
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88-74 That's 39-31 rest of the way sounds about right to me. With the Pirates respectable this year nobody hits 90 and the Cards 88 is enough to win by 2.
that is right about what i was thinking. the pirates are kinda beating everyone up a little. with 4 teams in the hunt, no one is goign to smash this division open
Ghostage, how about a little wager (since you think my aim is poor)? Who ever is closer to the Cards final record, the other must preface his all of his posts with "I am not worthy of _____'s attention!" in bold type with the winners name filling in the blank for 30 days after the season is over. We'd have NC be the final judge but he can't count, so I say Prots is the official Ump. Ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya? :ph43r:

Let's get it on, Casper!
im in, uncle squirrel, on these conditions...


1. since the halfway between the two is an odd number, winner is the closest number. for example, 90-72 means i win, 91-71 mean you win. over yours, you take it, under mine, i take it.

2. regular season only.

3. you dont take it nearly far enough. how about something like "I am not worthy of ______'s attention. ______ is so much more awesome than i am at all things, including horseshoes, pancake making and playing Marco Polo."

4. lets really see how much action you really like. loser buys 2 tickets to a game of the others passion. you win, i take you to a blues game. i win, we catch a cards game. (and not a crazy one like opening day or stanley cup....PSH! wait a sec! the blue notes actually gotta make it there...my bad)

you still down, gramps?


uncle squirrel - 93-69
ghost the magnificent - 88-74


Okay Punky Brewster, first off it's Mr. Gramps to you. As they say in hockey, IT'S GO TIME! B) I would like to add to the thread prefeface "...playing Marco Polo, and I love weraing high heels on a cool summer evening!." If your down with that and ya want some, Casper, come on and get it!
...it was originally ..."better at all things including horseshoes, pancake making and making love to my woman"....but that seemed a bit far, besides, i dont even know if you like women.

Okay skippy, all your terms and your original tag line
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"better at all things including horseshoes, pancake making and making love to my woman"...
...and by the way I get giddy wearing high heels on a cool summer evening.

Take it or leave it, Carp Bait. Oh and bring a hanky to cover you eyes in case a fight breaks out at the hockey game. I know how you sensitive types are.

Cap tip on the drum roll.

We ain't buying a farm here. You in or out?


when i win, im going to call you girl names for a month.

count me in, nancy.
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84 wins..take division then beat the Tigers in the WS in 3 games. ;)
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88-74 That's 39-31 rest of the way sounds about right to me. With the Pirates respectable this year nobody hits 90 and the Cards 88 is enough to win by 2.
that is right about what i was thinking. the pirates are kinda beating everyone up a little. with 4 teams in the hunt, no one is goign to smash this division open
Ghostage, how about a little wager (since you think my aim is poor)? Who ever is closer to the Cards final record, the other must preface his all of his posts with "I am not worthy of _____'s attention!" in bold type with the winners name filling in the blank for 30 days after the season is over. We'd have NC be the final judge but he can't count, so I say Prots is the official Ump. Ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya? :ph43r:

Let's get it on, Casper!
im in, uncle squirrel, on these conditions...


1. since the halfway between the two is an odd number, winner is the closest number. for example, 90-72 means i win, 91-71 mean you win. over yours, you take it, under mine, i take it.

2. regular season only.

3. you dont take it nearly far enough. how about something like "I am not worthy of ______'s attention. ______ is so much more awesome than i am at all things, including horseshoes, pancake making and playing Marco Polo."

4. lets really see how much action you really like. loser buys 2 tickets to a game of the others passion. you win, i take you to a blues game. i win, we catch a cards game. (and not a crazy one like opening day or stanley cup....PSH! wait a sec! the blue notes actually gotta make it there...my bad)

you still down, gramps?


uncle squirrel - 93-69
ghost the magnificent - 88-74


Okay Punky Brewster, first off it's Mr. Gramps to you. As they say in hockey, IT'S GO TIME! B) I would like to add to the thread prefeface "...playing Marco Polo, and I love weraing high heels on a cool summer evening!." If your down with that and ya want some, Casper, come on and get it!
...it was originally ..."better at all things including horseshoes, pancake making and making love to my woman"....but that seemed a bit far, besides, i dont even know if you like women.

Okay skippy, all your terms and your original tag line
Quote:
 
"better at all things including horseshoes, pancake making and making love to my woman"...
...and by the way I get giddy wearing high heels on a cool summer evening.

Take it or leave it, Carp Bait. Oh and bring a hanky to cover you eyes in case a fight breaks out at the hockey game. I know how you sensitive types are.

Cap tip on the drum roll.

We ain't buying a farm here. You in or out?


when i win, im going to call you girl names for a month.

count me in, nancy.
You got it, Ramona.
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You are a good man Roy. We may disagree, but we are free to let the other know when he/she crossed the line, and everyone here is (wo)man enough to admit when s/he is wrong, since we all are probably daily.
im never wrong, which is why uncle sally over there is gonna buy me tickets to a ball game next year.
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You are a good man Roy. We may disagree, but we are free to let the other know when he/she crossed the line, and everyone here is (wo)man enough to admit when s/he is wrong, since we all are probably daily.
Gracious of you. Thanks, DC!

Then there is Kristine...
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. Keep chirping, Tweetie. This ain't your fathers granpa!
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You are a good man Roy. We may disagree, but we are free to let the other know when he/she crossed the line, and everyone here is (wo)man enough to admit when s/he is wrong, since we all are probably daily.
Gracious of you. Thanks, DC!

Then there is Kristine...
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im never wrong, which is why uncle sally over there is gonna buy me tickets to a ball game next year.
. Keep chirping, Tweetie. This ain't your fathers granpa!
you sure have been an active little legendite today. the arthritic fingers feeling a little better today, junebug?
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You are a good man Roy. We may disagree, but we are free to let the other know when he/she crossed the line, and everyone here is (wo)man enough to admit when s/he is wrong, since we all are probably daily.
Gracious of you. Thanks, DC!

Then there is Kristine...
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im never wrong, which is why uncle sally over there is gonna buy me tickets to a ball game next year.
. Keep chirping, Tweetie. This ain't your fathers granpa!
you sure have been an active little legendite today. the arthritic fingers feeling a little better today, junebug?
Well, Consuela, I Give myself a shot of Geritol intravenously every morning between my toes so no one sees the holes. It's a little thick so I cut it with Beefeaters. That helps a poor old feller get going. Then I make a turnip smoothie in my Jack LaLane Vita-mixer, slam it down, hang upside down from that inversion table I saw on TV and "I feel great"!
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You are a good man Roy. We may disagree, but we are free to let the other know when he/she crossed the line, and everyone here is (wo)man enough to admit when s/he is wrong, since we all are probably daily.
Gracious of you. Thanks, DC!

Then there is Kristine...
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im never wrong, which is why uncle sally over there is gonna buy me tickets to a ball game next year.
. Keep chirping, Tweetie. This ain't your fathers granpa!
you sure have been an active little legendite today. the arthritic fingers feeling a little better today, junebug?
Well, Consuela, I Give myself a shot of Geritol intravenously every morning between my toes so no one sees the holes. It's a little thick so I cut it with Beefeaters. That helps a poor old feller get going. Then I make a turnip smoothie in my Jack LaLane Vita-mixer, slam it down, hang upside down from that inversion table I saw on TV and "I feel great"!
jack lalane eh? didnt you got to school with him? and i bet you saw that juicer on that there television box, didnt you? how on earth did you ever figure out that clicker thingy? and the phone?! my my! and all that after your 6am mall walking, you must be exhausted.

now, go grab some hardees breakfast, annette, and quiet down while those of us that cant remember the invention of the airplane discuss....




now what were we talking about? is your dementia contagious?
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You are a good man Roy. We may disagree, but we are free to let the other know when he/she crossed the line, and everyone here is (wo)man enough to admit when s/he is wrong, since we all are probably daily.
Gracious of you. Thanks, DC!

Then there is Kristine...
Quote:
 
im never wrong, which is why uncle sally over there is gonna buy me tickets to a ball game next year.
. Keep chirping, Tweetie. This ain't your fathers granpa!
you sure have been an active little legendite today. the arthritic fingers feeling a little better today, junebug?
Well, Consuela, I Give myself a shot of Geritol intravenously every morning between my toes so no one sees the holes. It's a little thick so I cut it with Beefeaters. That helps a poor old feller get going. Then I make a turnip smoothie in my Jack LaLane Vita-mixer, slam it down, hang upside down from that inversion table I saw on TV and "I feel great"!
jack lalane eh? didnt you got to school with him? and i bet you saw that juicer on that there television box, didnt you? how on earth did you ever figure out that clicker thingy? and the phone?! my my! and all that after your 6am mall walking, you must be exhausted.

now, go grab some hardees breakfast, annette, and quiet down while those of us that cant remember the invention of the airplane discuss....




now what were we talking about? is your dementia contagious?
Oh, Susie, you're such a kidder. I stopped the mall walking years ago. The chafing from the Depends was more than I could bear! Someone should sue those guys. I'd do it but I just don't have time between doctor appointments.

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now, go grab some hardees breakfast, annette, and quiet down while those of us that cant remember the invention of the airplane discuss...
Funny you should mention..that Orville was such a kidder. Great sense of humor. Not at all like you. Wilbur was all serious but they would have never got that contraption off the ground if it wasn't for that darned Orville keeping the mood light after the many failures.

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now what were we talking about? is your dementia contagious?


We weren't talking about anything. I figure the patch on your inflatable girlfriend gave out again so you decided to screw with me. You know, they have dating sites, dude, where you even you can meet a female that doesn't come to you in an unmarked box in the mail! Give it a try. Gotta be cheaper for you than the hookers and I could get some work done.
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Hey Daphne, cat got your tongue or are you still working on the inflatable with "life like eyes"?
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Hey Daphne, cat got your tongue or are you still working on the inflatable with "life like eyes"?
:blink: :huh: :O :blink:
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Hey Daphne, cat got your tongue or are you still working on the inflatable with "life like eyes"?
Maybe eyes are important to you. They should be. After all, you havent been able to hoist a willie since the johnson administration.
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Hey Daphne, cat got your tongue or are you still working on the inflatable with "life like eyes"?
Maybe eyes are important to you. They should be. After all, you havent been able to hoist a willie since the johnson administration.
Very clever prose there, Daphne. Cap tip.

But seriously, no sense reaching for the unattainable so I did some research and came up with this for you, Peaches. I read they are very grateful...

Casper's Link to Love
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Hey Daphne, cat got your tongue or are you still working on the inflatable with "life like eyes"?
Maybe eyes are important to you. They should be. After all, you havent been able to hoist a willie since the johnson administration.
Very clever prose there, Daphne. Cap tip.

But seriously, no sense reaching for the unattainable so I did some research and came up with this for you, Peaches. I read they are very grateful...

Casper's Link to Love
Don't do it bro. You think your getting Posted Image but they send you Posted Image which ultimately leads to Posted Image among other things.
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This thread cannot go by the wayside, no way no how!!!


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