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HoF #6 royvern vs. The Ghost; Winner gets free ticket!
Topic Started: Jul 11 2011, 03:02 AM (3,162 Views)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2WhctlRHY
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Geez guys, chillax willya....
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Geez guys, chillax willya....
Aw mang, you're just pouting because I'm not buying your "all for one and one for all" pozi scheme to get up here on the cheap! :angry:

Me and Darlene are just pondering our night on the town, but I DO like the idea of turning it into Night of the Legendites! ;) How bout it, Crabby Nelson??
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I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
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I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
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Jul 23 2011, 01:51 AM
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Jul 23 2011, 01:37 AM
I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
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Jul 23 2011, 01:37 AM
I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
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Jul 23 2011, 02:12 AM
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Jul 23 2011, 01:51 AM
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Jul 23 2011, 01:37 AM
I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
I know, just bustin your chops...

Didn't mean for the deal to sound fishy, really. I was (poorly) trying to be funny, funny haha & not funny strange...
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Ghostage, better buy the Blues tickets soon. They sell out every gang, mang. Stick a fork in your thigh, Darlene. You're done.
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Jul 23 2011, 01:51 AM
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I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
I know, just bustin your chops...

Didn't mean for the deal to sound fishy, really. I was (poorly) trying to be funny, funny haha & not funny strange...
I know. Just bustin back at ya.

I know. Me too. Neither one of us did well at it! :lol:
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Carp was Carp and Albert was Albert! Lance was Lance and Freese, Freese...God bless Yadi! We just need to get Matt dialed in. This is the beginning of a run. Write it down!





Ghostage, better buy the Blues tickets soon. They sell out every gang, mang. Stick a fork in your thigh, Darlene. You're done.
are you already making a victory lap?
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I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
I know, just bustin your chops...

Didn't mean for the deal to sound fishy, really. I was (poorly) trying to be funny, funny haha & not funny strange...
I know. Just bustin back at ya.

I know. Me too. Neither one of us did well at it! :lol:
Why doesnt my ROYVERN CERTIFIED USED AUTOMOBILE run anymore?
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Jul 23 2011, 01:37 AM
I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
I know, just bustin your chops...

Didn't mean for the deal to sound fishy, really. I was (poorly) trying to be funny, funny haha & not funny strange...
I know. Just bustin back at ya.

I know. Me too. Neither one of us did well at it! :lol:
Why doesnt my ROYVERN CERTIFIED USED AUTOMOBILE run anymore?
It has a Ghostage :ph43r:
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I think they'll sweep em!

Reds lost.

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I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
I know, just bustin your chops...

Didn't mean for the deal to sound fishy, really. I was (poorly) trying to be funny, funny haha & not funny strange...
I know. Just bustin back at ya.

I know. Me too. Neither one of us did well at it! :lol:
Why doesnt my ROYVERN CERTIFIED USED AUTOMOBILE run anymore?
It has a Ghostage :ph43r:
roy,
Do all your cars come with a 30-30 warranty?


30 seconds or 30 inches, whichever comes first.....
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I found one of roy's commercials, I couldn't believe the language though so cover the kids ears:



That'll keep those prices down!!!
That is priceless, NC! :lol: :lol: :lol: If I could needed and could afford one, SO HELP ME, I would blow the windshields out of some! The explosion would cost waaaay too much! :ph43r:

I DID shoot a 3 day old HP laserjet one morning. It just quit working. I unplugged it, took it out in front of the office and Glocked it with 5 rounds (I swear on my mothers life!). Does that count?

Great find, mate. ;)
You remember that movie? The one salesman was blowing away the other salesman's front line! That is one funny movie though.

Blowing up a printer is acceptable but why did you unplug it and take it outside???


BTW: I don't got no ponzi scheme going... yet. But if you want some, I can help you out a bit I guess. You can see what you want to & to quote the old saying:

"When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail."

That reminds me, does your car sales thing have any ponzi in it????
That movie was hilarious.

I may be on occasion a little, shall we say, "flighty", but seldom stupid. Glock .40 would have gone through printer, and possibly wall, into shop, Teresa, another computer, or just in general, tear stuff up. Our IT guy had just left and said the printer was junk. Return it. Well sometimes you just gotta say....well you know!

The whole ticket plan you suggested sounded fishy to me. Just sayin.

No ponzi, hocus pokus, mumbo jumbo at my joint!
I know, just bustin your chops...

Didn't mean for the deal to sound fishy, really. I was (poorly) trying to be funny, funny haha & not funny strange...
I know. Just bustin back at ya.

I know. Me too. Neither one of us did well at it! :lol:
Why doesnt my ROYVERN CERTIFIED USED AUTOMOBILE run anymore?
It has a Ghostage :ph43r:
roy,
Do all your cars come with a 30-30 warranty?


30 seconds or 30 inches, whichever comes first.....
How can a guy make a living being that generous?? I give the 12/12! (seconds/inches) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually they come with a 3 month/3000 mile. I buy it for each vehicle from a warranty comany in Arkansas. They stand behind it & it makes my life soooooooooo much easier!
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I thought Roy would have the .30/30 rule. If it breaks down Uncle Roy will put a .30 bullet into it until it works.
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"Takes a good man to say oops, MY bad! " Not if you're a frikin doctor.

I'd go nutz if I had to deal with roy on a regular basis. All he would talk about is how he took out two muskrats with a single shot from a .22 at a range of 800 yards after having drunk a pint of Old Grandad.

Just as bad would be coastal talking about how the temp by him is always 76 degs and that it only rains six days a week.
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Personally I'd be worried the Muskrats might invade my house, tie my up and take my guns, if I were Roy.
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Personally I'd be worried the Muskrats might invade my house, tie my up and take my guns, if I were Roy.
That's just flat assed funny stuff right there, E! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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