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HoF #8 Spirit convinces The Ghost to countdown to Spring Training
Topic Started: Jan 7 2012, 11:47 AM (7,466 Views)
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Fidel : Cood ju esplain to me what the f*"k is goin on here ?

Manuel : Que ?

Fidel : Dey uniforms are sposed to say B@st@rdos, cerote !

Manuel : Mi malo, compadre, but you have keeled everbody who could spell.

Fidel : Cr@p !

You haf the tickets for the Legends fiesta ?

Manuel : Si, amigo.

Fidel : Bueno, I sing Menudo at Kareoke.

Manuel : Por su puesto, jefe.

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I am going to miss the count down...they always brightened up my day.
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Feb 18 2012, 02:49 AM
I am going to miss the count down...they always brightened up my day.
Legends Weekend count down ?

;)
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Feb 18 2012, 03:13 AM
jerm9999
Feb 18 2012, 02:49 AM
I am going to miss the count down...they always brightened up my day.
Legends Weekend count down ?

;)
There is another count down around here with hot chicks in it?
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Feb 18 2012, 03:32 AM
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Feb 18 2012, 03:13 AM
jerm9999
Feb 18 2012, 02:49 AM
I am going to miss the count down...they always brightened up my day.
Legends Weekend count down ?

;)
There is another count down around here with hot chicks in it?
lol. not yet, but ill keep a countdown for the magic number in the season. i dont normally do it early in the season, but i think im gonna try to run it all season.

ill add some lovely ladies to it.
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starting tomorrow, im bringing all the heat that zetaboards will allow me to bring.

old guys, get your LifeAlerts close by and your blood pressure meds handy.
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Feb 18 2012, 03:55 AM
starting tomorrow, im bringing all the heat that zetaboards will allow me to bring.

old guys, get your LifeAlerts close by and your blood pressure meds handy.
OK, I've already fallen and I can't get up. I'll just lay here and drool on my keyboard. :O
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6 already has me on life support, what's that sneaking through on the right side.
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Feb 18 2012, 06:15 AM
6 already has me on life support, what's that sneaking through on the right side.
we arent discussing that, 'downs.

next person who calls me a "suit" better remember these moments...
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Eager to sample all the trappings of a night on the town, the Legends faithful eschew the Metro for an alternative mode of transportation

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Engineer : Sir, you're not allowed in here.

Spirit : Aw, c'mon, I've always wanted to drive one of these things.

Engineer : Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Spirit : Oh, lighten up,...............lemme try on your hat. How come you guys don't wear those Choo Choo Charlie type hats anymore ? They were sweet.

Engineer : Sir, I'm not going to ask you again.

Spirit : Here, hold my drink, just don't kill it. Hey, what's this lever do ?

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Feb 18 2012, 03:42 AM
jerm9999
Feb 18 2012, 03:32 AM
spiritofstlouis
Feb 18 2012, 03:13 AM
jerm9999
Feb 18 2012, 02:49 AM
I am going to miss the count down...they always brightened up my day.
Legends Weekend count down ?

;)
There is another count down around here with hot chicks in it?
lol. not yet, but ill keep a countdown for the magic number in the season. i dont normally do it early in the season, but i think im gonna try to run it all season.

ill add some lovely ladies to it.
I'm still trying to figure out why spirit is counting down to March 9th or whatever he's counting down in the midst of all these wonderful ladies. ? :huh:

Maybe he's just slow. :O
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We don't wear suits here, we're casual professional. Suits are too formal. I love six.
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Flush from the effect that 6 hours viewing the Legends Countdown thread had taken on his person, Spirit shuffles out to the mailbox, anticipating the arrival of this week's Value Pak, which he is using to wallpaper his bathroom.

Unfortunately for Spirit, the thread, and it's gaggle of gorgeous girls, as well as his barbiturate laced Maypo, created what can only be described as a " yeast " effect in his union suit, which caught the attention of his neighbors.

Authorities were summoned to the home of Ida Blatherbuns, and were treated to herbal tea and finger cakes, while Ida described the haunting image of a disheveled man who was mumbling incoherently, sporting an unsightly protuberance, and had failed to button the back of his undergarment.

Police canvassed the neighborhood, determined that the man did not reside there, and released this artist's rendering in an attempt to locate him.



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im posting tonights pic early since i have to run to CoMo for the evening. enjoy!

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After a weekend at deer camp that featured massive consumption of alcohol, multiple firearm violations, one unconfirmed report of beastiality, and a fundamental lack of personal hygiene, these members of the Wanker County Gun Club decide that discretion is the better part of valor, and burn their underclothes.

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Having left it in the freezer, but parched with thirst, Connie McBrickle figured that while picking up a few items at the local mini mart, a couple minutes in the microwave would render his can of Schlitz suitable for consumption.

Connie just learned a valuable lesson.

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