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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 21 2008, 06:26 AM (264 Views) | |
| St Jimmy | Aug 21 2008, 06:26 AM Post #1 |
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Child of Keiga
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Overtook HEM some time ago for spam points. May as well use this as an oppurtunity to insure against both verdicts. To be read in the event of a guilty verdict. To those i know: Well, are you shocked? Really? :P Im never lucky with court cases unless im not the one on trial. T'was worth a shot, and i'll see you all around anyway considering the ones i know are busy bodying everywhereists =p To those i don't. Er... *shakes hand* im not a new people person, but sorry i didn't get to know you or have the oppurtunity to. To be read in the event of an innocent verdict. To those i know: You saw it here first, LA wins a trial for something he didn't do, FINALLY! :P To those i don't: =/ still not a new people person. The rules of this Game are to imagine you were on trial in the inquisition for a charge that would have you banned. Post two outcomes, Guilty and not guilty, and what you'd want your goodbye to read. Who knows... the thread may come in handy one day ;) And its always fun to see peoples last words :D ... Although its always strange to talk to them about the last words after they have said them =o |
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| Kandarin | Aug 21 2008, 07:18 AM Post #2 |
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Iron Curtain Sitter
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Ladies and gentlemen of the region, by now you have all been duly notified of the outcome of my trial. You are aware that I have been convicted under the court of the Empire under the charges of looting, disturbing the peace, arson, vandalism of public property, endangering the public welfare, gun-running, drug smuggling, kidnapping, carjacking, cattle rustling, nun burgling, loan sharking, violation of the sanctity of the Inquisition, falsely depicting the goddess Keiga as a cartoon octopus, car bombing, truck bombing, lil' red wagon bombing, unlawful necromancy, invoking the Demons of Inactivity, moonshining, operating a fishmongers' shop without a license, party-crashing, region-crashing, covering the Lady of Shadows' domicile in tinfoil, illegal iceberg-towing, conspiracy to bug the Empress' boudoir, and driving too slow in the fast lane. All I have to say is this: You got me. I did it. Totally guilty. -------------------------------------------------- In this happy event of my acquittal, I would like to take the opportunity to thank the person who made this possible. My defending attorney has been with me from the start to the finish of this process, supporting me when things were worst. Inside the courtroom, he has been a paragon of the legal profession, practically oozing integrity from every pore. His arguments were clear, his evidence unquestionable, his exquisite hair and finely pressed suit glistening like a vision of perfection under the courtroom lights... What do you mean, I was my own attorney? Of course I was. |
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| Numero Capitan | Aug 21 2008, 10:32 AM Post #3 |
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Child of Keiga
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dont forget provoking treasonous potrayals through interpretive dance |
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| Kandarin | Aug 21 2008, 10:16 PM Post #4 |
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Iron Curtain Sitter
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No prosecutor could make that one stick. |
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| Brightonburg | Aug 22 2008, 01:51 PM Post #5 |
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Child of Keiga
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The late Johnie Cochran could have.. ;) |
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| St Jimmy | Aug 22 2008, 05:02 PM Post #6 |
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Child of Keiga
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This is chewbacca |
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| Moldavi | Aug 22 2008, 08:38 PM Post #7 |
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Child of Keiga
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I am sure I could dig up a few posts from the times that I have been on trial and banned from various places. Would probably need some help finding old forum addresses though. |
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| Darkesia | Aug 25 2008, 12:18 AM Post #8 |
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Child of Keiga
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*maniacal laughter* Death is only the beginning! |
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| Kharkistania | Aug 25 2008, 01:18 AM Post #9 |
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Your Worst Nightmare Made Flesh and Blood
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Governments that ban me have a funny habit of falling apart a few weeks later. ;-) |
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| St Jimmy | Aug 25 2008, 04:11 AM Post #10 |
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Child of Keiga
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I know the feeling. Or i'll get wasted end up in a massive convo and scream "WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS TURBULANT REGION." And bad stuff happens =( |
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| e_m | Aug 25 2008, 01:45 PM Post #11 |
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I EM LEGEND: The God-EMperor EM
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Guilty: Thanks! I love free, government backed vacations! Not Guilty: *mumbling* ..they are going to wish they had never done that... :D |
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