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| Petrie | Nov 23 2004, 07:03:31 AM Post #21 |
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^ I found it funny.
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| Littlefoot1616 | Nov 24 2004, 06:21:53 PM Post #22 |
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. Suddenly, the first cannibal stops, swallows a mouthful, turns to the second one and asks: "Hey...does this taste funny to you?" *drum roll and cymbal crash* I thank you! *bows* |
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| Petrie | Nov 25 2004, 08:30:07 AM Post #23 |
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^ Old joke but still made me laugh.
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| Littlefoot1616 | Nov 25 2004, 09:41:19 AM Post #24 |
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Don't knock the classics!
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| Threehorn | Nov 25 2004, 10:30:56 AM Post #25 |
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Don't know if this sound funny or not but here it is. ---- *sence from Angry kid - Captain Thuderpants* The music starts. Angry kid sings - One pound of middle cut poke leg joint *lets horn off threetimes* Dad - ow you ow ow ow that is enough Angry kid - oh dad I didn't... sorry come on dad please dad come on your music is bullocks Dad - laungure! alright just keep it down *music starts again* Angry kid sings - stew my foot and call me Brenda *lets two football fan airhorns off* *Car stops dad throw tape at angry kid and unable to start the car* ------ (I find it funny but it depends on the humor of ppl for this one) -Threehorn |
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| Littlefoot1616 | Nov 30 2004, 07:28:05 AM Post #26 |
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LOL! I think that episode's so funny!!! I dunno if Angry Kid's been seen outside of the UK though Threehorn. If you wanna check them out everybody, just go to angrykid.com and you can d/l the episodes for free. It's a bit coarse and offensive at times but if you're into slapstick and just plain stupidity, I highly recommend it!Erm...I have a few jokes but Im afraid they might be a bit too discriminating....I have a few about Bush but I dunno if you'd wanna hear those...rather not insult anyone with badly timed jokes if I can avoid it... Gimme a YAY or NAY if you want to hear them! |
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| Petrie | Nov 30 2004, 08:45:09 AM Post #27 |
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^ Yay from me. ![]() And as for Angry Kid I saw one of those clips and they aren't funny.
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| Threehorn | Nov 30 2004, 03:54:10 PM Post #28 |
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that one wasn't as funny as Caption thunderpants. that one is funny with the airhorns. -Threehorn |
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| Malte279 | Dec 1 2004, 04:34:51 AM Post #29 |
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I'm a historian. I MUST be like that!
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Probably a matter of taste. I don't know this movie, so I don't know what you are talking about, but I know the situation when something is said that makes some people while I remain
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| Nick22 | Dec 1 2004, 12:46:38 PM Post #30 |
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You can tell the jokes about Bush, just as long as they're not inapropriate. Nick |
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| Littlefoot1616 | Dec 1 2004, 03:03:08 PM Post #31 |
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OK if you don't mind me mocking your president's stupidity then here goes: Why did Bush climb over the glass wall? > > > > > > > > > > > To see what was on the other side!!! :lol: |
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| Petrie | Dec 1 2004, 09:38:26 PM Post #32 |
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If there's one thing about our president, people sure know how to make fun of him.
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| Malte279 | Dec 2 2004, 09:24:45 AM Post #33 |
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I shall not make any jokes about Mr. Bush here! I'll just let him do the talking himself:
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| Petrie | Dec 2 2004, 09:06:17 PM Post #34 |
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*snorts* No surprise there.
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| Nick22 | Dec 3 2004, 09:03:40 AM Post #35 |
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He's not the most expressive president we've ever had, but he clearly is one of the most disliked. Nick |
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| Littlefoot1616 | Dec 4 2004, 06:47:22 AM Post #36 |
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Nah...he just makes great comedy material! LOL! :lol: Here's another... Bush is in a tree (dont ask how he got up there, he just is!!!) he injured one of his arms but he's hanging from a branch with his other hand. How do you get him down without touching him? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wave to him!
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| Littlefoot1616 | Dec 12 2004, 05:13:54 PM Post #37 |
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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? > > > > > > > > > > > > With jam in! (Don't get it? Say the answer a little faster and think of one of his songs!)
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| Petrie | Dec 12 2004, 05:36:23 PM Post #38 |
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^ No good. Still don't get it...probably because I don't know Bob Marley.
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| Nick22 | Dec 13 2004, 12:18:55 PM Post #39 |
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I get it. Ha Ha How did Rudolph fix his broken nose? By having it deer-taped. Ha Ha( I'm probaby the only one who's going to get a laugh out of it) Nick |
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| Petrie | Dec 13 2004, 12:58:54 PM Post #40 |
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^ Heuh?
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Still don't get it...probably because I don't know Bob Marley.
Heuh?
7:22 PM Jul 10