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Jokes and Gags; Got any crackers?! Be tasteful tho!
Topic Started: Nov 2 2004, 09:10:02 PM (4,465 Views)
Petrie
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^ :lol :lol I found it funny.
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Littlefoot1616
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. Suddenly, the first cannibal stops, swallows a mouthful, turns to the second one and asks:

"Hey...does this taste funny to you?"


*drum roll and cymbal crash*

I thank you! *bows*
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Petrie
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^ Old joke but still made me laugh. :p
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Littlefoot1616
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Don't knock the classics! ;)
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Threehorn
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Don't know if this sound funny or not but here it is.

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*sence from Angry kid - Captain Thuderpants*

The music starts.

Angry kid sings - One pound of middle cut poke leg joint *lets horn off threetimes*

Dad - ow you ow ow ow that is enough

Angry kid - oh dad I didn't... sorry come on dad please dad come on your music is bullocks

Dad - laungure! alright just keep it down *music starts again*

Angry kid sings - stew my foot and call me Brenda *lets two football fan airhorns off*

*Car stops dad throw tape at angry kid and unable to start the car*

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(I find it funny but it depends on the humor of ppl for this one)

-Threehorn
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Littlefoot1616
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LOL! I think that episode's so funny!!! :lol I dunno if Angry Kid's been seen outside of the UK though Threehorn. If you wanna check them out everybody, just go to angrykid.com and you can d/l the episodes for free. It's a bit coarse and offensive at times but if you're into slapstick and just plain stupidity, I highly recommend it!

Erm...I have a few jokes but Im afraid they might be a bit too discriminating....I have a few about Bush but I dunno if you'd wanna hear those...rather not insult anyone with badly timed jokes if I can avoid it... Gimme a YAY or NAY if you want to hear them!
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Petrie
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^ Yay from me. :p

And as for Angry Kid I saw one of those clips and they aren't funny. :huh:
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Threehorn
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that one wasn't as funny as Caption thunderpants. that one is funny with the airhorns.

-Threehorn
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Malte279
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I'm a historian. I MUST be like that!

Probably a matter of taste. I don't know this movie, so I don't know what you are talking about, but I know the situation when something is said that makes some people :lol while I remain :huh:
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Nick22
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You can tell the jokes about Bush, just as long as they're not inapropriate.
Nick
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Littlefoot1616
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OK if you don't mind me mocking your president's stupidity then here goes:

Why did Bush climb over the glass wall?

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To see what was on the other side!!! :lol:
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Petrie
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:lol :lol If there's one thing about our president, people sure know how to make fun of him. ;)
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Malte279
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I'm a historian. I MUST be like that!

I shall not make any jokes about Mr. Bush here!
I'll just let him do the talking himself:

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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004


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"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000


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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000


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"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002


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"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004


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"I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004


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"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —George W. Bush, May 14, 2001


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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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Petrie
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*snorts* :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

No surprise there. :p
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Nick22
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He's not the most expressive president we've ever had, but he clearly is one of the most disliked.
Nick
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Littlefoot1616
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Nah...he just makes great comedy material! LOL! :lol:

Here's another...

Bush is in a tree (dont ask how he got up there, he just is!!!) he injured one of his arms but he's hanging from a branch with his other hand. How do you get him down without touching him?
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Wave to him! :p
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How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
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With jam in! :lol (Don't get it? Say the answer a little faster and think of one of his songs!)
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Petrie
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^ No good. :unsure: Still don't get it...probably because I don't know Bob Marley. :p
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Nick22
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I get it. Ha Ha
How did Rudolph fix his broken nose?




By having it deer-taped. Ha Ha( I'm probaby the only one who's going to get a laugh out of it)
Nick
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Petrie
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^ :blink: Heuh?
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