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Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...
Topic Started: Jan 21 2007, 04:23:50 PM (33,614 Views)
Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
Cera: A little green man told me to free all of the kangaroos from the zoos!

Littlefoot: Have you been eating some of those "forbidden greens" again?

Spike: (thinking) mmm... treesweets.

Chomper: (thinking) mmm.... longnecks...

Ducky: (thinking) kill all threehorns...
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"I think we should try reading a book, I do, I do." Ducky said.
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Unleash the Seed!
Bron: Hey son check out my Ride!

Littlefoot: WOW!!! Can I ride it?!
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lbt/cty_lover
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
Cera: Wow. Pretty colors. Oh, hello Mr. Ground. How have you been today? What? I'm walking on your face?

Littlefoot: Oh, god. Cera got her mouth around those mushrooms again.
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Ducky: (talking in sleep) Hey there stud... wanna kill all threehorns with me?

Spike: (dreaming) mmm... treesweets.
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Ducky's mom: "My Ducky must be off having another adventure with Littlefoot what are we going to do?"

Cera's Dad: "I think I"ll get good and drunk."

Grandpa Longneck: "Not before I do."

Petrie's Mom: "An excellent idea."

Other murmerings from dinos at the meeting place making sounds like they all agree.
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this is what would happen if Littlefoot was born with an IQ of 75:

Ducky: who are you?

Littlefoot: My name's Littlefoot.

Ducky: are you stupid ?

Littlefoot: my Momma says stupid is is stupid does.

Ducky:what?

Littlefoot: you know my momma always told me life is like a pile of treestars, you never know what you're gonna get.

(Forrest Gump referance)
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Littlefoot: "That male rainbowface asked me if I had seen his binoculars. He doesn't know what happened to them."

Ducky: "What are binoculars?"

Littlefoot: "I don't know. When I asked him the female rainbowface came up and told him he could not tell me and maybe he left them in the valley of mists."

Ducky: "Maybe Dill or Icky have them, whatever binoculars are."
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Rest of the gang: You're a blockhead, Littlefoot!

Littlefoot: (puts a paper bag over his head)

Later...

Ducky: Spike is dancing on his doghouse again!

Spike: (thinking) I'm gonna get that Red Baron!

Even later...

Ruby: Chomper! Why are you holding that "security blanket"?

Later still...

Topsy: What is that light Jazz music playing in the background? Who are "Lucy and Linus"?
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Dil: I need you Ichy!

Ichy: And I need you too Dil!!!! (They kiss :lol )
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Ducky: "I got some cool music on my mp3 player, I do, I do."
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Topsy: (drunk) SHUT UP!!! Fifty years ago, we'd have you upside down, with a f%#%ing fork up your ass!

Tria: (drunk like Topsy is) Throw his @$$ out, he's a %!**@. He's a %!**@, he's a %!**@. A %!**@, look, there's a %!**@.

Narrator: Tonight, on Triceratopses gone wild... racist bombshell!
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
Cera: Earth!
Littlefoot: Fire!
Petrie: Wind!
Ducky: Water!
Spike: Heart!

All together: GO PLANET!
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On that same vein...

Littlefoot: It's morphin time!

Petrie: Pterodactyl!
Cera: Triceratops!
Chomper: Tyrannosaurs!

Director: Cut! They can't transform into those!

Littlefoot: Why not?

Director: Because they already ARE those things!

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Tria: "It's Topsy's party, let him cry if he wants to."
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Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!!

Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America...

Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this...
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Cera: "I hate living in the Great Valley. I prefer being out in the Mysterious Beyond."
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Noname,Aug 25 2009
10:33 PM
Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!!

Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America...

Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this...

I could just hear the Black dude who got it from Mr. Threehorn now :p.

Black Dude (in response to Mr. Threehorn's apology): "Yo, shut up! I ain't down wit ya callin' me a *&%#@$! Take yo apology 'n shove it up yo a**, cracka!"

Anyhoo, now movin' on to an LBT character :lol.

Ducky: "Why are Caucasians called crackers, anyway? They look more like peaches and cream to me, yep yep yep."
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Cera: "This place needs a maid, what a mess."
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Ducky: Mommy, why does the number of my siblings change from movie to movie...

Ducky's Mother: (flashback) Okay, children, time for- (steps on one of her children...) :blink:

Ducky: But, in some movies, there are more siblings after a movie where there were fewer...

Ducky's Mother: (flashback, talking to adult male swimmer) Hey there, hot stuff...

Male Swimmer: (flashback) I'm already mated, miss.

Ducky: :blink: :(
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