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| Things the LBT cast would NEVER say... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 21 2007, 04:23:50 PM (33,614 Views) | |
| Noname | Aug 20 2009, 09:31:33 AM Post #681 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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Cera: A little green man told me to free all of the kangaroos from the zoos! Littlefoot: Have you been eating some of those "forbidden greens" again? Spike: (thinking) mmm... treesweets. Chomper: (thinking) mmm.... longnecks... Ducky: (thinking) kill all threehorns... |
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| Kor | Aug 20 2009, 11:10:15 AM Post #682 |
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"I think we should try reading a book, I do, I do." Ducky said. |
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| NeoGenesis005 | Aug 20 2009, 07:30:36 PM Post #683 |
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Unleash the Seed!
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Bron: Hey son check out my Ride! Littlefoot: WOW!!! Can I ride it?! |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Aug 20 2009, 09:07:05 PM Post #684 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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Cera: Wow. Pretty colors. Oh, hello Mr. Ground. How have you been today? What? I'm walking on your face? Littlefoot: Oh, god. Cera got her mouth around those mushrooms again. |
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| Noname | Aug 20 2009, 09:45:26 PM Post #685 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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Ducky: (talking in sleep) Hey there stud... wanna kill all threehorns with me? Spike: (dreaming) mmm... treesweets. |
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| Kor | Aug 20 2009, 10:58:36 PM Post #686 |
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Ducky's mom: "My Ducky must be off having another adventure with Littlefoot what are we going to do?" Cera's Dad: "I think I"ll get good and drunk." Grandpa Longneck: "Not before I do." Petrie's Mom: "An excellent idea." Other murmerings from dinos at the meeting place making sounds like they all agree. |
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| Belmont2500 | Aug 23 2009, 05:43:13 PM Post #687 |
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Gnôthi seautón
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this is what would happen if Littlefoot was born with an IQ of 75: Ducky: who are you? Littlefoot: My name's Littlefoot. Ducky: are you stupid ? Littlefoot: my Momma says stupid is is stupid does. Ducky:what? Littlefoot: you know my momma always told me life is like a pile of treestars, you never know what you're gonna get. (Forrest Gump referance) |
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| Kor | Aug 23 2009, 06:40:31 PM Post #688 |
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Littlefoot: "That male rainbowface asked me if I had seen his binoculars. He doesn't know what happened to them." Ducky: "What are binoculars?" Littlefoot: "I don't know. When I asked him the female rainbowface came up and told him he could not tell me and maybe he left them in the valley of mists." Ducky: "Maybe Dill or Icky have them, whatever binoculars are." |
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| Noname | Aug 23 2009, 07:21:56 PM Post #689 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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Rest of the gang: You're a blockhead, Littlefoot! Littlefoot: (puts a paper bag over his head) Later... Ducky: Spike is dancing on his doghouse again! Spike: (thinking) I'm gonna get that Red Baron! Even later... Ruby: Chomper! Why are you holding that "security blanket"? Later still... Topsy: What is that light Jazz music playing in the background? Who are "Lucy and Linus"? |
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| brekclub85 | Aug 25 2009, 09:03:58 PM Post #690 |
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The Gang of Five
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Dil: I need you Ichy! Ichy: And I need you too Dil!!!! (They kiss )
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| Kor | Aug 25 2009, 09:44:15 PM Post #691 |
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Ducky: "I got some cool music on my mp3 player, I do, I do." |
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| Noname | Aug 25 2009, 10:02:41 PM Post #692 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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Topsy: (drunk) SHUT UP!!! Fifty years ago, we'd have you upside down, with a f%#%ing fork up your ass! Tria: (drunk like Topsy is) Throw his @$$ out, he's a %!**@. He's a %!**@, he's a %!**@. A %!**@, look, there's a %!**@. Narrator: Tonight, on Triceratopses gone wild... racist bombshell! |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Aug 25 2009, 10:20:39 PM Post #693 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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Cera: Earth! Littlefoot: Fire! Petrie: Wind! Ducky: Water! Spike: Heart! All together: GO PLANET! |
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| Noname | Aug 25 2009, 10:23:57 PM Post #694 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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On that same vein... Littlefoot: It's morphin time! Petrie: Pterodactyl! Cera: Triceratops! Chomper: Tyrannosaurs! Director: Cut! They can't transform into those! Littlefoot: Why not? Director: Because they already ARE those things! |
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| Kor | Aug 25 2009, 10:29:03 PM Post #695 |
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Tria: "It's Topsy's party, let him cry if he wants to." |
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| Noname | Aug 25 2009, 10:33:46 PM Post #696 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!! Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America... Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this... |
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| Kor | Aug 25 2009, 11:02:45 PM Post #697 |
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Cera: "I hate living in the Great Valley. I prefer being out in the Mysterious Beyond." |
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| Cancerian Tiger | Aug 25 2009, 11:05:50 PM Post #698 |
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Look Within Yourself
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I could just hear the Black dude who got it from Mr. Threehorn now :p. Black Dude (in response to Mr. Threehorn's apology): "Yo, shut up! I ain't down wit ya callin' me a *&%#@$! Take yo apology 'n shove it up yo a**, cracka!" Anyhoo, now movin' on to an LBT character :lol. Ducky: "Why are Caucasians called crackers, anyway? They look more like peaches and cream to me, yep yep yep." |
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| Kor | Aug 25 2009, 11:38:35 PM Post #699 |
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Cera: "This place needs a maid, what a mess." |
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| Noname | Aug 27 2009, 11:33:40 AM Post #700 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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Ducky: Mommy, why does the number of my siblings change from movie to movie... Ducky's Mother: (flashback) Okay, children, time for- (steps on one of her children...) Ducky: But, in some movies, there are more siblings after a movie where there were fewer... Ducky's Mother: (flashback, talking to adult male swimmer) Hey there, hot stuff... Male Swimmer: (flashback) I'm already mated, miss. Ducky:
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