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| Things the LBT cast would NEVER say... | |
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Mar 18 2013, 06:03:25 AM Post #1181 |
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Fan of Littlefoot and PROUD of it!
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Ducky: Why do the boys say that females shouldn't play COD; I mean seriously, look at my quick-scoping skills!!!
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Mar 18 2013, 06:05:35 AM Post #1182 |
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Fan of Littlefoot and PROUD of it!
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Littlefoot: Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!!!! |
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| LoyfeCycleProtector | Mar 18 2013, 08:42:10 AM Post #1183 |
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I'm fully aware of what I'm doing.
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Littlefoot: "Has anyone seen my Nirvana CDs?" Petrie: "Me think Ducky's using them." Littlefoot: "Oh, alright. Where's my Celine Dion records?" Petrie: "Cera have them." Littlefoot: "My Barney Sing Along tapes?" Petrie: "Doc have them." Littlefoot: "My Village People CDs?" Petrie: "Those not yours, you stole them from Cera's Dad." Littlefoot: "They are MINE! MINE I tell you!" |
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| The Anonymous Person | Mar 18 2013, 09:55:56 AM Post #1184 |
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GOF's resident weirdo
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(Inspired by the 'Rebuilding Saurus Rock' game on the "Secret of Saurus Rock" DVD; an alternate scene) Petrie: Oh no! Me knock down some of the stones of Saurus Rock! And that mean bad luck for all of us in Great Valley! (notices the viewers) Petrie: Hey! Maybe you can help us put Saurus Rock back together again! Click on stone that is highlighted. Good luck! (The viewer selects the correct stone) Petrie: You very smart! Now, see if you can find next stone. (Once again, the viewer selects the correct stone) Petrie: Yay! Please find next stone. (Once again, the viewer...you know what he/she does by now) Petrie: Just one more stone, and Saurus Rock be back together again! (The viewer chooses the last stone) Petrie: You did it! You made Saurus Rock allllll better! You real smart. Mama Flyer (os): Petrie! Where are you? Petrie: Me gotta go. Coming, Mama! (flies off) (fades back to main screen) |
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Mar 19 2013, 12:55:33 AM Post #1185 |
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Adults: Kids, you are going to argue for the rest of the movie while we actually do something about the problem. Gang:
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Mar 20 2013, 05:15:39 AM Post #1186 |
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I could only imagine Littlefoot's reaction if that were to happen... Anyway, were were we.... oh yeah:Chomper: Did you see me rip that guy apart on the boat in The Lost World: Jurassic Park! If only I could do that to the guy that got us unemployed... Gang:
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| The Anonymous Person | Mar 31 2013, 06:23:05 PM Post #1187 |
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(This may happen on the "Talkin' Toons with Rob Paulsen" podcast before long, but for now...) Petrie: Pinky, you pondering what me pondering? Pinky: I think so, Petrie, but if they called them 'sad meals', kids wouldn't buy them! Petrie: Huh?
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| Nahla | Apr 1 2013, 12:21:58 AM Post #1188 |
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GOF'S resident horse expert.
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Grandma: "Err dear,something I must tell you..." Grandpa: "What is it love?" Grandma: "You remember Littlefoot's mother..right?" Grandpa: "Course I do...she was my daughter..." Grandma: "Ah..hehe...yeah...thats the thing...you were not her father...I slept with another guy." Grandpa: "Who?" Grandma: "Your brother...." Grandpa:
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| LoyfeCycleProtector | Apr 1 2013, 09:42:41 AM Post #1189 |
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I'm fully aware of what I'm doing.
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Sharptooth: "Cera never told you what happened to your mother?" Littlefoot: "She told me enough! She told me you killed her!" Sharptooth: "No. I am your mother." Littlefoot: "No... That's not true! That's impossible!" Sharptooth: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!" Littlefoot: "NOOO! NO! Do not want!" |
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| StrutEggStealer | Apr 1 2013, 10:45:33 AM Post #1190 |
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Who needs mirrors? XD
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^ I'm having a Thumb Wars and a Star Wars moment at the same time, and it's melting my brain, GAAAH ![]() Cera: Petrie, I really think you make a lot of good points, and your Uncle Pterano wasn't all that bad. Petrie: Me too think me misjudge you - you really not all that bad, Cera. (and cue the blackout :o) |
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| Ducky123 | Apr 1 2013, 12:28:48 PM Post #1191 |
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Ducky:" Me love you, Petrie!" Petrie:"I love you too, yep, yep, yep
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| The Chronicler | Apr 4 2013, 06:32:14 PM Post #1192 |
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Bionicle fan of GoF
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Cera: I don't get why you always have to be so quiet. You know what? I bet I can get you to say more than three words! Spike: You lose. Cera:
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Apr 8 2013, 04:10:53 PM Post #1193 |
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Littlefoot: Why don't you just listen to me for once Cera? Cera: Oh f**k off Littlefoot!
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Apr 19 2013, 03:09:50 AM Post #1194 |
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Cera: Ohh, I should not of eaten those wierd plants! Hey! Get off me you damm fuzzy two-footer! Guess the reference!
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| Ducky123 | Apr 20 2013, 11:23:49 AM Post #1195 |
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Petrie:" Me hate you, uncle Pterano, you're EVVVIILLLLLL!!!" |
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| LoyfeCycleProtector | Apr 20 2013, 12:14:01 PM Post #1196 |
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You ever see that ed, edd, and eddy episode with the boomerang? Here's what I think would happen: Littlefoot: What the hell are you six doing? Stop following me like a bunch of ****ing ducklings and go home to your parents. What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn Littlefoot! Cera: Tune in, drop out... Feel the universe flow around you, within you, without you. Let it excise you and elevate you beyond this plane of existance. Jai guru deva, ommmmm... Petrie: Okay, now what we have here is a female salt water belly dragger. BEAUTIFUL creature, perfectly adapted to it's role as the top predator in it's ecosystem. Now, watch carefully as I go wrestle it and fit it with this radio collar. Remember kids, don't try this at home. Crikey! Ducky: *takes a drag of a cigarette* So like, my parents want me to give away all my black corsets. Tch. They want their daughter to be this nice little preordered windup toy yuppie who does nothing but smile like a Barbie doll. You know, I'm sorry if your childhoods had you two getting run around like a by soccer mom parents, but I'm a little more complicated than that. What a bunch of conformists. Spike: Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand. Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand. Then I pick up all the pieces and make an island, might even... Raise a little sand! Cause I'm a voodoo chi-ild... lord knows I'm a voodoo child, baby! Chomper: RAAAAARGH! MUST KILL EVERYTHING! Ruby: So, like, yeah, I'm like baby sitting and stuff? It like totally sucks, but you know. I just gave him a hair dryer to play with, you know, let him figure out to actually style that bush on his head. It's totally gross. Oh, hold on a second, (holds phone) HEY CHOMPER! You need to go take a bath! |
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Apr 26 2013, 06:15:09 PM Post #1197 |
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Littlefoot: Great Scott! Cera: What are you looking at butt head! Ducky: What do you mean? How are we in the future? Petrie: What are you? Chicken? Spike: ...mmm food... Chomper: Oh man this is heavy! Ruby: Well you are now safe in good old 1955. |
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| Littlefoot Fan 93 | Apr 27 2013, 04:54:16 AM Post #1198 |
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Ruby: Next Saturday night, we are sending you back to the future! Littlefoot's son: That's great Ruby. I can send a week in the past. You can show me around.... Ruby: That is totally out of the question! You must not speak to anyone, interact with anyone. You must never leave this house. Do you understand? Littlefoot's son: Right... Ruby: Did you interact with anyone else besides me today? Littlefoot's son: Well I'd sorta bumped into my parents. Ruby: Let me see that photo of yours. "gasps" Just as I predicted! Look at your brother. Littlefoot's son: Hey! His head's gone! It's like it has disappeared. Ruby: Erased from existence. |
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| The Anonymous Person | Apr 28 2013, 11:49:10 AM Post #1199 |
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If this was a reincarnation of The Lion King, Petrie would really say that! (After a song) Littlefoot: Geez...I wonder where we keep hearing that music from. Oh well. |
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| Ducky123 | Apr 28 2013, 01:57:18 PM Post #1200 |
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Littlefoot: *looks at Chomper* *thinking* "Well, I wonder how he'd taste!" Chomper: *thinking* I'd like to have some treestars now!" |
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