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Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...
Topic Started: Jan 21 2007, 04:23:50 PM (33,586 Views)
Kor
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Petrie: "Dangerous looking place? You wait, me go in first."
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The Anonymous Person
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Ducky: Oh Petrie! Where are you, my sweet baboo?

Petrie: Me right behind you, Ducky! And for the thousandth time, ME NOT YOUR SWEET BABOO!!!...whatever that is.
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Petrie85
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Ducky: I would love a sharp tooth as a pet yep yep yep.
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Cancerian Tiger
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Look Within Yourself
Cera: "Man, I'm sick of those Yellowbellies! I say we kick their butts!"

Ducky: "That is not a good idea Cera, oh no no no."

Cera: "Well then, what would be a better idea?!"

Ducky: "I say we go fart on them for revenge sake, yep yep yep!"
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*insert creative caption here*

Spike: "I'm fat!"
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Mr. Thicknose: "And now you are power rangers."

Ducky: "Cool."

Cera: "Big deal."
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Cancerian Tiger,Aug 11 2013
11:07 PM
Cera: "Man, I'm sick of those Yellowbellies! I say we kick their butts!"

Ducky: "That is not a good idea Cera, oh no no no."

Cera: "Well then, what would be a better idea?!"

Ducky: "I say we go fart on them for revenge sake, yep yep yep!"

^ :spit :spit :spit

Continued from above:

(Ducky and Petrie spot a yellowbelly and, despite their small size, sit on one.)

Petrie: Uh, Ducky?

Ducky: Yes?

Petrie: Pull me finger.

Ducky: Then what will happen?

Petrie: Just do it!

(Ducky does as told, and Petrie lets out a "silent but deadly")

Ducky: Ewww!

Petrie: Haha! At least that make yellowbelly go away for sure!
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*insert creative caption here*

Cera: "How come my name isn't spelled Sarah?" :crazy
Tops: "Well, because we are ceratopsian dinosaurs, y'know?"
Cera: "Humpff!"
Tops: "Hey, that's MY word!"
Cera: "Why I don't care!"
Tops: "But you should daughter!"
Cera: "So?"
Tops: "I gonna think of a silly nick for ya if ya ever say 'Humpff' again, humpff!!!"
Cera: "Humpff!"
Tops: "Onehorn!"
Cera: "I ain't an Onehorn!!!" :mad
Tops: :lol
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Ali: Yeah right, Rhett. <_< Do you honestly expect me to believe a silly tale like that? :rolleyes
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(I...simply...couldn't...resist.)

(Ducky and Petrie are both wearing necklaces with the word "gangstas" engraved on them. Petrie's voice is auto-tuned.)

Petrie: Hey! (Hey!)
T-Ducky! (T-Ducky!) T-Petrie! (T-Petrie!)


Ducky (rapping): I'm like 8'4", blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I've never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me out swimming at night
You out clubbing? Well, I was swimming way out of sight!


Petrie: Mm-mmm-mmm...

Ducky: T-Ducky and T-Petrie rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?


Ducky and Petrie: I had a dream last night

Ducky: I had high top Nikes
I had


Ducky and Petrie: Diamonds in my mouth
And diamonds on my mic


Ducky: By the time I woke, I was singin'

Petrie: I'm on a boat

Ducky: 'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper

Petrie: Shorty I'mma make ya

Ducky: Straight to the top, yo

Petrie: Shorty I'mma take ya

Ducky: You can call me T-Duck
Now I'm a rap star!


Petrie: Hey, it's a thug story
Now tell 'em who you are
Singer turned gangsta


Ducky: You don't wanna fight me!

Petrie: Straight to the top

Ducky: With my extra small arms, see?

Petrie: T-Ducky and T-Petrie rapping on the same track
It's a thug story now can you get with that?


Ducky: What? What? I'm always swimmin', yo!
What? What? Don't test me, (bleep)!

Wait, just a minute. I did not even say anything, no no no! All I said was "yo!"

Petrie (voice still-auto tuned): What you mean?

Ducky: You guys just bleepeded me, but I was not even swearing or anything!

Petrie: She no even swear or--

Ducky: Hello?!

(they both walk off the set)

Note: Inspired by "Thug Story", originally done by Taylor Swift and T-Pain. Except for the minor alterations made, I do not own the rights to this song.
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Nahla
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Littlefoot: I hate everyone
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*insert creative caption here*

Topsy: "Treesweets for everyone!"
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(Chomper sees that Rhett and Ali about to pass into the Valley.)

Chomper: It looks like I am going to eat well tonight!
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Ducky (singing): "Somewhere over the rainbow..."
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Littlefoot: Whats wrong Ducky?

Ducky: Oh #@#$ off Littlefoot!

Rest of the gang: :blink:
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Cera: Petrie, we've been waiting for you all day! Where were you?!

Petrie: Uh...me sorry. Petrie had to stop to take pills.

(cut to bottle of pills, accompanied by Handel's Messiah)
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*insert creative caption here*

Cera: "Merry Christmas everybody!"
Ducky: "I do not like Christmas, nope, nope, nope!"
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The IT team was fired... Fire Grilled
Spike "i'm tired of having everyone else argue around me, now let ME go on a five-hour long diatribe about how Cera doesn't know what she's talking about, and how Littlefoot should've been fed to Chomper years ago!"
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Ducky's sub-par imitator
Grandpa Longneck: "Very well. They must be destroyed."
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Littlefoot: "You did great in the Swimmer and Splasher game!"

Cera (humbly): "Oh, well... I just got lucky. That was all."
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