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Kill Murray/Save Murray; A game of hilarity.
Topic Started: Dec 3 2007, 06:58:05 PM (2,216 Views)
StarfallRaptor
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Murray gets knocked out by a falling tree branch, and the Navy SEALS put him in cuffs that restrain him before taking him to court to testify.
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The Navy SEALs get an urgent call, go to Iraq, and Murray escapes. Unfortunately, he ends up in the middle of a firefight, and gets caught in the crossfire.
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But, miraculously, Murray was given a newly invented forcefield, designed just for Velociraptors.
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But the forcefield malfunctions and Murray falls into a hole.
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But the hole is not very deep, and Murray the Velociraptor is safe.
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Raptor,Dec 15 2007
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But, miraculously, Murray was given a newly invented forcefield, designed just for Velociraptors.

WHAT! I am sorry, but that is just illogical!

Iraqi insurgents capture Murray and hold him hostage. The Navy SEALs are too proud to surrender, and Murray is most likely doomed.
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*Sigh* Okay, but it's to far to change it.

However, Murray manages to kill the insurgents, and escape.
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The Iraqi insurgents send violent blood-hounds down to track Murray. They use the blood of the dead insurgents, which Murray is covered with.
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However, Murray is still a Velociraptor, and kills many of the Bloodhounds, out outruns the survivors.
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However, he was badly injured by the blood-hounds before escaping, and he is captured by the insurgents after he passes out from blood loss.
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However, the insugents are raided, and Murray is saved and taken to a Nature Preserve, where he healed and observed to learn more about Velociraptors.
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Gene splicing is attempted to return Murray to human form, but something went wrong for the operation and Murray now has a fatal form of cancer.
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However, the cancer is only fatal after 10000000000000000000000 years. But the splicing has left him stuck as a Velociraptor.
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The operation is tried again, and this time they succeed in getting Murray back into human form. However, the doctors were illegal organ farmers and they begin dissecting Murray for his organs.
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However, the trauma reverts Murray back to Velociraptor form, and he slaughters the Doctors..
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(Can we please stop with the velociraptor form! Thank you.)

The doctors inject him with tranquilizer. He reverts back to human, but the amount of tranquilizer injected is above the lethal amount.
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The topic seems dead, so we'll start again.

Murray is covered in kerosene and ignited.
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Fortunatly, he is wearing a heavy, fire-proof suit, the strongest of its kind, keeping the flames from buring him. All Murray feels is a slightly warm sensation.
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Murray's body is very sensitive to heat, and he passes out from heat exhaustion.
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However, the fire soon goes out, and Murray is still safe.
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