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| Kill Murray/Save Murray; A game of hilarity. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 3 2007, 06:58:05 PM (2,215 Views) | |
| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:13:01 PM Post #121 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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However, the inside of the suit is still too hot for Murray, and he gets a heat stroke. |
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| Raptor | Jan 5 2008, 04:19:45 PM Post #122 |
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Ducky
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Fortunatly, an off-duty cop finds him and lets him out, then takes him to a five-star resturant. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:22:30 PM Post #123 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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There is a homicidal chef there, and he goes on a killing spree. He begins shooting randomly, and both Murray and the cop get shot. |
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| Raptor | Jan 5 2008, 04:26:41 PM Post #124 |
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Ducky
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However, not only are the wounds non-fatal, but the resturant is full of cops, and they all shoot the chef in self-defense. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:28:34 PM Post #125 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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The chef, out of desperation, throws his carving knife at the off-duty cop, but instead hits Murray. |
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| Raptor | Jan 5 2008, 04:30:32 PM Post #126 |
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Ducky
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But the knife lodges itself in Murray shoulder, which, whilst painful, is not fatal. The cops shoot and kill the psycho chef, and all is safe. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:31:43 PM Post #127 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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Murray begins bleeding profusely due to his hemophilia. |
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| Raptor | Jan 5 2008, 04:34:41 PM Post #128 |
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Ducky
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The cops stave off the bleeding and get him to a hospital with a heavy guard. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:37:06 PM Post #129 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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However, the hospital is full of people with hemophilia, and they cannot get Murray's blood to clot due to a shortage of donated blood. |
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| Raptor | Jan 5 2008, 04:38:51 PM Post #130 |
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Ducky
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However, one of the doctors donates her blood to the cause of saving Murray. |
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| General Grievous | Jan 5 2008, 04:44:38 PM Post #131 |
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But a terrorist with a nuke strapped to himself randomly enters the room and sets off the nuke before anyone can stop him. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:44:54 PM Post #132 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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The nuke was faulty, and doesn't explode. |
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| General Grievous | Jan 5 2008, 04:50:58 PM Post #133 |
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The terrorist opens the nuke and dumps the plutonium from the nuke on Murray for no apparent reason. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 5 2008, 04:52:43 PM Post #134 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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Murray's blanket was made of lead, as he had just come from the X-Ray room. The doctors proceed to get the plutonium off of Murray, and the terrorist was apprehended. |
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| Raptor | Jan 5 2008, 05:24:06 PM Post #135 |
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Ducky
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Unfortunatly, a very large Alligator breaks into the hospital. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 6 2008, 04:54:38 PM Post #136 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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The alligator was shot by the police officer to death. |
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| Raptor | Jan 6 2008, 04:58:07 PM Post #137 |
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Ducky
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But, as soon as Murray wakes up, he realizes the Alligator was his pet Alligator, Al, and threatens to commit suicide. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 6 2008, 05:01:08 PM Post #138 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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Murray thinks better of it, and decides not to commit suicide. |
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| Raptor | Jan 6 2008, 05:03:33 PM Post #139 |
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Ducky
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But he threatens to kill the cop if he doesn't get a new pet Alligator. |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Jan 6 2008, 05:07:44 PM Post #140 |
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He is taken to a mental hospital with nice, padded walls to make sure he doesn't himself or people around him. |
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