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Kill Murray/Save Murray; A game of hilarity.
Topic Started: Dec 3 2007, 06:58:05 PM (2,215 Views)
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However, the inside of the suit is still too hot for Murray, and he gets a heat stroke.
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Fortunatly, an off-duty cop finds him and lets him out, then takes him to a five-star resturant.
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There is a homicidal chef there, and he goes on a killing spree. He begins shooting randomly, and both Murray and the cop get shot.
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However, not only are the wounds non-fatal, but the resturant is full of cops, and they all shoot the chef in self-defense.
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The chef, out of desperation, throws his carving knife at the off-duty cop, but instead hits Murray.
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But the knife lodges itself in Murray shoulder, which, whilst painful, is not fatal. The cops shoot and kill the psycho chef, and all is safe.
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Murray begins bleeding profusely due to his hemophilia.
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The cops stave off the bleeding and get him to a hospital with a heavy guard.
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However, the hospital is full of people with hemophilia, and they cannot get Murray's blood to clot due to a shortage of donated blood.
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However, one of the doctors donates her blood to the cause of saving Murray.
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But a terrorist with a nuke strapped to himself randomly enters the room and sets off the nuke before anyone can stop him.
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The nuke was faulty, and doesn't explode.
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The terrorist opens the nuke and dumps the plutonium from the nuke on Murray for no apparent reason.
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Murray's blanket was made of lead, as he had just come from the X-Ray room. The doctors proceed to get the plutonium off of Murray, and the terrorist was apprehended.
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Unfortunatly, a very large Alligator breaks into the hospital.
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The alligator was shot by the police officer to death.
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But, as soon as Murray wakes up, he realizes the Alligator was his pet Alligator, Al, and threatens to commit suicide.
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Murray thinks better of it, and decides not to commit suicide.
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But he threatens to kill the cop if he doesn't get a new pet Alligator.
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He is taken to a mental hospital with nice, padded walls to make sure he doesn't himself or people around him.
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