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Food Fight; Join in on the madness
Topic Started: Oct 4 2008, 10:33:43 AM (2,503 Views)
Rat_lady7
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Littlefoot
*WARNING: CORNY JOKE AHEAD*

Yipe! Talk about "fast food"! :blink:

*takes the tables that were stolen and blows some gruel from her cannon*
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Serris
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General of the Great Valley
*Takes cover behind overturned table*

*Throws seasoning mix for heavily modified Bertolli pasta sauce: freshly sauteed onions, garlic, cumin, mustard seeds and peppercorns.*
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Cancerian Tiger
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Look Within Yourself
*Steals one of Amy's tables and shields self*

*Fills catapult full of salsa and launches the salsa at next poster*
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Serris
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General of the Great Valley
*Quickly bakes tortilla chips into a massive shield*

*Lobs banana flambe (still on fire) at next poster*
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
*Throws turducken packed with salad at Serris and Amy*

*Shakes can of highly carbonated soda and throws at all others*
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Lillefot
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Stupid alien!
*Absorbs soda with empty Coke bottle*

*Flies over the entire battlefield, dropping deep-frying fat napalm*
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Rat_lady7
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Littlefoot
I have no idea what a napalm is, but I don't think I want to find out! o.O

*uses a rifle to shoot the napalm, then uses a chainsaw to saw it all in pieces*

*Revs up chainsaw if anyone gets any ideas to any anything at me. Throws an old turkey at the next poster*
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lbt/cty_lover
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
*takes the turkey to the knee*

*cocks a cheese sauce gun and fires it at the next poster*
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f-22 "raptor" ace
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yay
*cheese suace hit face* Now you done it!

*Blasts Ride Of The Valkyries over loudspeaker and attacks next poster with 80 attack helicopters armed with pie bombs*
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
*Throws dinosaur egg omelets at everyone*
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pokeplayer984
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Yes, that's a new Pokemon!
*comes out with giant army tank*

While all of you were busy planning your next move, I went and stole this from the nearest Army Depot.

*loads in random food*

Take this!

*fires*
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
*Fires a chocolate cannon*

*Drops a ketchup bomb*

*Unleashes an army made entirely of walking salad vegetables*
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metadude1234
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Pure Evil
*plays the Numa Numa song on stereo while throwing super spicy tacos at noname
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lbt/cty_lover
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
*Throws eclairs to counter the flying Mexican food*

*Changes the Numa Numa song to "Hey Jude" and throws bagels at the next poster*
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
*Rick-Rolls everyone while unleashing a Chocolate rain.*
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lbt/cty_lover
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
*Begins a Macarena boycott of the Rick roll and uses an Umbrella to shield against the rain*

*counters with a boiled Rock Lobster*
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
*Does the forbidden act of the soda world: mixes Coca-Cola with Pepsi in the same cup! The resulting explosion was visible from space*
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Serris
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General of the Great Valley
*Emerges from bunker made with bamboo shoots*

*Bombards next poster with mortar shells made from canned tomatoes*
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
*Unleashes the giant hamburger from hell, which proceeds to crush all the vegetarians, vegans, and cow lovers.*

*Welcomes everyone to Good Burger while Carmina Burana plays in the background*
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lbt/cty_lover
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
*launches food inspector rockets to destroy the Good Burger*

*prepares the high-fructose corn syrup bomb to go off when the next poster posts*
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