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| Rat_lady7 | Dec 4 2009, 09:01:39 PM Post #181 |
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Littlefoot
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*WARNING: CORNY JOKE AHEAD* Yipe! Talk about "fast food"! ![]() *takes the tables that were stolen and blows some gruel from her cannon* |
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| Serris | Dec 5 2009, 12:47:26 AM Post #182 |
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General of the Great Valley
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*Takes cover behind overturned table* *Throws seasoning mix for heavily modified Bertolli pasta sauce: freshly sauteed onions, garlic, cumin, mustard seeds and peppercorns.* |
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| Cancerian Tiger | Dec 5 2009, 01:15:07 AM Post #183 |
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Look Within Yourself
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*Steals one of Amy's tables and shields self* *Fills catapult full of salsa and launches the salsa at next poster* |
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| Serris | Dec 6 2009, 02:11:53 AM Post #184 |
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General of the Great Valley
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*Quickly bakes tortilla chips into a massive shield* *Lobs banana flambe (still on fire) at next poster* |
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| Noname | Dec 6 2009, 04:27:41 AM Post #185 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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*Throws turducken packed with salad at Serris and Amy* *Shakes can of highly carbonated soda and throws at all others* |
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| Lillefot | Dec 6 2009, 10:28:48 AM Post #186 |
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Stupid alien!
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*Absorbs soda with empty Coke bottle* *Flies over the entire battlefield, dropping deep-frying fat napalm* |
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| Rat_lady7 | Dec 31 2009, 01:53:45 AM Post #187 |
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Littlefoot
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I have no idea what a napalm is, but I don't think I want to find out! o.O *uses a rifle to shoot the napalm, then uses a chainsaw to saw it all in pieces* *Revs up chainsaw if anyone gets any ideas to any anything at me. Throws an old turkey at the next poster* |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Mar 8 2010, 07:11:46 PM Post #188 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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*takes the turkey to the knee* *cocks a cheese sauce gun and fires it at the next poster* |
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| f-22 "raptor" ace | Mar 8 2010, 07:16:48 PM Post #189 |
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yay
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*cheese suace hit face* Now you done it! *Blasts Ride Of The Valkyries over loudspeaker and attacks next poster with 80 attack helicopters armed with pie bombs* |
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| Noname | Mar 8 2010, 09:59:48 PM Post #190 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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*Throws dinosaur egg omelets at everyone* |
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| pokeplayer984 | Mar 8 2010, 11:49:29 PM Post #191 |
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Yes, that's a new Pokemon!
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*comes out with giant army tank* While all of you were busy planning your next move, I went and stole this from the nearest Army Depot. *loads in random food* Take this! *fires* |
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| Noname | Mar 9 2010, 03:05:11 AM Post #192 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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*Fires a chocolate cannon* *Drops a ketchup bomb* *Unleashes an army made entirely of walking salad vegetables* |
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| metadude1234 | Mar 9 2010, 03:24:31 AM Post #193 |
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Pure Evil
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*plays the Numa Numa song on stereo while throwing super spicy tacos at noname |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Mar 9 2010, 06:32:42 AM Post #194 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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*Throws eclairs to counter the flying Mexican food* *Changes the Numa Numa song to "Hey Jude" and throws bagels at the next poster* |
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| Noname | Mar 9 2010, 03:43:26 PM Post #195 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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*Rick-Rolls everyone while unleashing a Chocolate rain.* |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Mar 9 2010, 05:36:59 PM Post #196 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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*Begins a Macarena boycott of the Rick roll and uses an Umbrella to shield against the rain* *counters with a boiled Rock Lobster* |
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| Noname | Mar 9 2010, 08:54:22 PM Post #197 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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*Does the forbidden act of the soda world: mixes Coca-Cola with Pepsi in the same cup! The resulting explosion was visible from space* |
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| Serris | Mar 10 2010, 03:30:48 PM Post #198 |
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General of the Great Valley
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*Emerges from bunker made with bamboo shoots* *Bombards next poster with mortar shells made from canned tomatoes* |
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| Noname | Mar 10 2010, 03:43:32 PM Post #199 |
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
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*Unleashes the giant hamburger from hell, which proceeds to crush all the vegetarians, vegans, and cow lovers.* *Welcomes everyone to Good Burger while Carmina Burana plays in the background* |
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| lbt/cty_lover | Mar 10 2010, 08:06:24 PM Post #200 |
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I'm just a fat little dwaggy! Pwease hug me!
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*launches food inspector rockets to destroy the Good Burger* *prepares the high-fructose corn syrup bomb to go off when the next poster posts* |
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