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The Laugh-O-Holic; Got a joke to share?
Topic Started: Apr 3 2010, 01:18:25 AM (422 Views)
Animeboye
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Ducky
I don't know if this would go here or in the OT section but anyway...

Have you got a joke you want to share with everyone? Is it gut bustingly, rib hurtingly hilarious? Is it so corny it's actually funny? Then come tell it at the Laugh-o-Holic!

Here are some I thought up.

Q: What did Obama say to his computer when it said it couldn't display the web page?

A: YES YOU CAN!! YES YOU CAN!!

Here's another.

Q: What did Naruto say when he found out it wasn't butter?

A: I can't believe it!
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landbeforetimelover
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Littlefoot
All of my jokes are...inappropriate for this forum. :angel :smile
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MrDrake
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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
lol, I do have one, but it's a bit dirty I think for this one, so I believe I'll leave it out.

But I know some Doctor, Doctor jokes!

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of blinds!
Doctor: Pull yourself together

Customer: Waiter! Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: I believe he's doing the backstroke
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
Here's one.

A man went into a bar on the top of the Empire State Building and ordered a drink. He then looked out the window to see a man hovering outside, as if he was standing in thin air. He went over to the window and called out to the hovering man.

"Sir, how is it possible that you are just flying in midair?"

The hovering man replied "Air vents. Down below on the city streets, there is a huge updraft of hot air that keeps me up. Come out and try it!"

So the man who had come to the bar opened the window and jumped out...

... only to fall to his doom.

The hovering man flew back over into the bar and ordered another drink. Although he was dressed in normal clothes, there was no fooling the bartender, who told him what he thought of the situation.

"Gee, Superman. You sure are mean when you're drunk."
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Alex
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Ok, I got one clean joke. Here goes.


A blind guy and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, bartender, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says:

"Before you tell that joke, I think you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. And the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The guy to your right is a blonde, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it nine times."
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Ptyra
Allow me to put on my ~skepticals~
I do not have a joke, but a Wise-Man saying.

A man who walks in front of a car gets tired. A man who behind a car gets exhausted.
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Noname
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In Hoc Signo Vinces
I've got a short one. As much a riddle as a joke.

Why is freedom like a temper?


Because it is most valued when it is lost.
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Cancerian Tiger
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Look Within Yourself
I came up with one while looking over the world map one day. Please note this is NOT meant to be racially charged!

Q: What do the people of the Philippines have that the rest of the world doesn't?

A: Celebes Sea (pronounced "celibacy").
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Littlefoot1616
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The Inquisitive Quadruped (admin)

Hey guys!

We've already got a jokes topic. I appreciate the fact that it was a few pages back but we don't need cloned topics.

Please place all comical and laughable material in the following link:
Jokes and Gags Topic

Consider this topic closed. Have a nice day y'all!

Littlefoot1616 ;)
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