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| The funniest things you've said or heard; quips and conversations from real life | |
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| Pangaea | Oct 31 2010, 12:18:24 AM Post #21 |
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Resident paleo-nut
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Here’s one that I thought was kind of appropriate to post on Halloween: ![]() In December 2007, my final project for one of my college courses was a presentation on vampires, which I practiced beforehand in front of my family. My mom suggested that I bring in some props such as garlic or crucifixes, and this conversation ensued:
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| Zenoah | Nov 3 2010, 06:13:10 PM Post #22 |
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Angel of the City
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A few days before Halloween I was at a free showing of Hocus Pocus at the theater. Kids were swarming me for I had on a kitty mascot head. Well these two boys were talking with me and one told me this interesting fact. "President Obama is our 5th President. Because there were 5 other Obamas before him but they all died...so that's why Obama is our 5th." Or something like that. I tried so hard not to laugh aloud. It was extreemly adorable yet hillarious. |
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| Valeron | Nov 3 2010, 06:29:39 PM Post #23 |
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Chomper
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Oh, I've got a lot of these.... sadly most of them are of an adult nature. |
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| Cancerian Tiger | Nov 10 2010, 09:47:20 PM Post #24 |
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Look Within Yourself
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Saw this one on a bumper sticker: "Nothing is impossible, eh? Try slamming a revolving door!"
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| Pangaea | Nov 10 2010, 10:44:49 PM Post #25 |
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Resident paleo-nut
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Some members of my family (myself included :p) have a habit of talking to things that cannot reply to us. One time, my younger brother was doing this while the both of us were making lunch in the kitchen, and I brought this up:
My mom also tends to talk to characters on the TV. One time I made the following comment:
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| Cancerian Tiger | Nov 13 2010, 01:55:12 AM Post #26 |
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Look Within Yourself
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This one happened today while I was grouting ceramic tile:
What I hear if I'm at home and run into something (my relatively fast pace is also taken into consideration in the following statement):
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| Redtooth101 | Nov 15 2010, 01:33:22 PM Post #27 |
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Mechanical Dino, win
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Some of my older brother's stuff. Brother: Scientist call it being bi-sexual...I call it being damn greedy, I mean pick one already? Little brother: I'm bored Brother: Go sit in the toilet Little brother: But I don't have to poo Brother: So? You'll be amazed how time flies when your on the toilet, that's when you think and use your imagination. Brother(to his car): Tomorrow we're gonna smoke 'em...What do ya mean I change gear sloppy, you gearbox is the problem...well I wouldn't have ha to mess with it if it was good in the first place...don't go blaming this on the company it's all your fault...yeah maybe I should have gotten a Toyota...well excuse me Mr. I can't keep my tail under control...you know what thats it, time out I'm putting you in the garage. He pauses like it's talking to him
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| Pangaea | Mar 25 2011, 11:59:33 PM Post #28 |
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Resident paleo-nut
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Oyg…I'm really in need of some humor right now. Here's a few more random amusing quotes from me and my family:
This one happened after my youngest brother used an unusual idiom (I forgot what it was) while talking with my older younger brother:
On this occasion, my family and I were having walleye for dinner. I had selected a much smaller plate for my meal than anyone else, and my mom took notice as I was squeezing lemon juice over my fish:
Anyone else have a funny quote or story to share? I'm dying for a laugh right now! |
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| MrDrake | Mar 26 2011, 12:05:30 AM Post #29 |
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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
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I have one from my sister yesterday. She was at the computer, and it wasn't working for her....and she calls out "You black piece of sh!t!" Thing is, the computer is a black computer....so yeah....
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| vonboy | Mar 26 2011, 12:27:49 AM Post #30 |
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The IT team was fired... Fire Grilled
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whenever me or my siblings fell of a bike or something like that when we were little, my parents always asked something along the lines of
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| Pangaea | Mar 26 2011, 12:36:57 AM Post #31 |
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Resident paleo-nut
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^ I remember my dad saying almost the same thing once (and probably on other occasions as well) when I hit my head on a door frame: ![]()
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| LBTDiclonius | Apr 3 2011, 11:10:36 AM Post #32 |
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Your Resident Diclonius
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This happened just last night.
![]() PS, the "meaning of life" thing is because I saw "Monty Python and the Meaning of Life." on the tv, and I was glad that my dad taped it, FYI.
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| trulyfantasticme | Jun 24 2011, 12:13:57 PM Post #33 |
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Panicky Haddock
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Haylie survived in the sharptooth attack because she's... FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!! Read Always the Same Sun for details. Link is in my signature. |
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| The Friendly Sharptooth | Jun 24 2011, 02:59:24 PM Post #34 |
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Beware. I eat my friends.
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My family often has short yet amusing exhanges, and I figured I'd share two from last night:
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| kjeldo | Jun 25 2011, 06:48:55 AM Post #35 |
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With a slackjaw and not much to say!
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on the 21st my sister celebrated her birthday, but there were also standing my graduation cards i've received on a table, so someone of my sister's friends asked if those cards were for me, i said that she isn't popular enough for so many birthday cards! OK, that one was downright mean, 'chuckle'
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| Redtooth101 | Jun 25 2011, 12:48:22 PM Post #36 |
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Mechanical Dino, win
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It just happened
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| The Friendly Sharptooth | Jul 17 2011, 10:15:05 AM Post #37 |
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Beware. I eat my friends.
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This just now happened. While I personally do not find it funny, I assume there are those who might. I just got a text message that said:
So I wrote a text back that said:
Thinking that would be the end of it, I closed my phone, but another text message arrived:
So to that, I texted:
Again thinking that was the last I'd heard from this person, I closed my phone once more then heard a familiar alert, showing:
At that point, I wanted to say, "You're welcome, you too," but I thought that would be going too far so left it at that. |
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| Allicloud | Jul 17 2011, 11:26:17 AM Post #38 |
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Petrie
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Had this little conversation last time I brought my Pleo (a robotic pet dinosaur) into school. Me and a few other guys were playing around with him. One guy started petting and tickling him.
Another little exchange that occurred when I brought him in. Once again, me and some other guys are petting him and playing with him.
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| Serris | Jul 20 2011, 10:41:29 PM Post #39 |
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General of the Great Valley
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Bulbagarden forum
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| LBTDiclonius | Jul 21 2011, 12:06:54 AM Post #40 |
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Your Resident Diclonius
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When I was volunteering for camp, I got stuck with the youngest group. Sure, they're cute, but it's a lot of work, believe me. Anyway, while we were making rice crispie squares or something, the kids, another leader and I were playing a game of "We're going on a picnic" and the point is you have to name something you want to "bring" but there's a trick to it. If you don't get it you can't "go". Anyway, the trick was that they had to "bring" something that started with the letter of their name. When it came to this one kid, George, (He's a real trouble maker, that one. The leader of our group had to talk to his mother!) thought of something to "bring". It was wrong, of course, but here's the little conversation he and the leader who was playing the game with us.
Yeah! I don't get it either! Haa...the mind of six year olds. |
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