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| The funniest things you've said or heard; quips and conversations from real life | |
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| Cancerian Tiger | Aug 17 2013, 01:21:26 PM Post #81 |
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Look Within Yourself
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What I heard someone say in response to a guy picking a wedgie in public: "Hey, are you going to the movies later? 'Cuz you're picking your seat awful early." And here's one I randomly came up with. Ever try to joke with someone who is ditzy and has no idea you're poking fun at them? My random blurt: "Now I know how a screw feels about playing with a bag of hammers." |
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| Pangaea | Sep 15 2013, 08:42:18 PM Post #82 |
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Resident paleo-nut
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A few more random gems from my family: ![]()
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| StrutEggStealer | Sep 19 2013, 03:38:57 PM Post #83 |
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Who needs mirrors? XD
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^ I had no idea mongooses could be prestigious ![]() Awesomely random conversation me and one of my sisters had. We were walking in an historical graveyard, and I noticed this really gnarly tree. Me: OMG that is so cool. *notices another* Whoa, why is it the coollest trees always grow in graveyards? My Sister (with a coy smile): Nutrients. Conversation between me and a kindergartner I know. *Regarding LBT XII* Me *quoting along with movie*: Topsy, did YOU lay this egg? Kindergartner *replying in sync*: So shush up and help me! Gales of laughter form boths parties ensued... |
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| Ducky123 | Sep 19 2013, 04:50:30 PM Post #84 |
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One of the students in my class back in 6th grade, English. Our teacher asked the following: "What do you do if you have a broken neck?" student (missunderstanding the word 'neck'): "You can eat it!" Now guess what she understood EGG!
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| Cancerian Tiger | Dec 17 2013, 09:50:51 PM Post #85 |
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Look Within Yourself
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This one recently took place when, during one of my living history tours (yes, my job is to dress up and take folks back to the 20's and 30's ;), after I played a player Welte theatre organ as part of my tour: Visitor: "So...that organ must be awfully expensive to maintain. How is it funded?" Me: "Organ donations." *Uneasy looks on visitors' faces make me realize what I had just implied :lol.* Me: "Allow me to rephrase that. Monetary donations for the organ, that is."
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