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The funniest things you've said or heard; quips and conversations from real life
Topic Started: Aug 23 2010, 11:01:35 AM (4,428 Views)
Cancerian Tiger
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What I heard someone say in response to a guy picking a wedgie in public:

"Hey, are you going to the movies later? 'Cuz you're picking your seat awful early." :lol

And here's one I randomly came up with. Ever try to joke with someone who is ditzy and has no idea you're poking fun at them? My random blurt:

"Now I know how a screw feels about playing with a bag of hammers."
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Pangaea
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A few more random gems from my family: :lol

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My sister: Ah, bacon. Glory in pig form.



My older younger brother: (*to me*) You are a very prestigious mongoose.



My older younger brother: When it’s raining buffaloes, you don’t want to go outside.

Me: (*chuckling*) Words of wisdom.

My older younger brother: In fact, you should probably go to a bomb shelter.

*cue me cracking up*
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StrutEggStealer
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Who needs mirrors? XD
^ I had no idea mongooses could be prestigious :blink:

Awesomely random conversation me and one of my sisters had.
We were walking in an historical graveyard, and I noticed this really gnarly tree.
Me: OMG that is so cool. *notices another* Whoa, why is it the coollest trees always grow in graveyards?
My Sister (with a coy smile): Nutrients.

Conversation between me and a kindergartner I know.
*Regarding LBT XII*
Me *quoting along with movie*: Topsy, did YOU lay this egg?
Kindergartner *replying in sync*: So shush up and help me!
Gales of laughter form boths parties ensued...
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Ducky123
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*insert creative caption here*

One of the students in my class back in 6th grade, English.
Our teacher asked the following: "What do you do if you have a broken neck?"
student (missunderstanding the word 'neck'): "You can eat it!"
Now guess what she understood :lol EGG!
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Cancerian Tiger
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This one recently took place when, during one of my living history tours (yes, my job is to dress up and take folks back to the 20's and 30's ;), after I played a player Welte theatre organ as part of my tour:

Visitor: "So...that organ must be awfully expensive to maintain. How is it funded?"

Me: "Organ donations."

*Uneasy looks on visitors' faces make me realize what I had just implied :lol.*

Me: "Allow me to rephrase that. Monetary donations for the organ, that is." :p
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