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Dinosaur Humour!; And general if you want...
Topic Started: Dec 4 2013, 12:22:31 PM (198 Views)
Dosu2Dinner
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Spike
I just decided to create this for the opportunity of sharing a few jokes. I shall start with a dinosaurian one. :p

I have this job of filling out forms for dinosaurs, and I get interesting results when they sign their signatures. In the case of Deinocheirus, I could hardly read its writing, but what can I say?
Terrible hand...
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Ludichris1
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Let your heart guide you to the music!
Are you sure there was paper left xD?

Therizinosaurus has been hunted to extinction on the grounds that it is the creepiest looking dinosaur ever :wow :confused :oops. lol

Especially since I first saw it in "Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Life" (a DK book) http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/dinosaur2.jpg
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jansenov
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Ducky's sub-par imitator
Why are T. rex cubs running from home?
Because their parents are tyrants!

A young Apatosaurus asks his mother:
"Mom, when I die, will I go to heaven?"
"No, dear, you're going to a museum."

In an artificial structure in space, there is a room exhibiting a human skeleton and a Stegosaurus one.
And the Stegosaurus skeleton asks the human one: "I had a brain the size of a nut. What's your excuse?"

Why are there no love gossips about Parasaurolophi? Because you always hear the news first hand.

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