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Oh dear God; soon to become the 'CUNTS I HATE' thread
Topic Started: Jun 5 2010, 02:28 PM (496 Views)
Mr. Game & Watch
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I just realised that the secret group assignment might doom me to having to work with Jigglypuff later down the road. ;_;

NO I WON'T DO IT, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

This will later become the thread where I bitch about all the people who have pissed me off so far, but I'm tired and can't be bothered right now.
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I am subscribing to this thread. Hard.
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Me too. I can't wait!! Cunts I Hate threads are my favourite kinds!
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So now I'm thinking, if Falco is the only inactive in the game and ends up going quickly, maybe it would benefit me to just try and wipe out Jigglypuff and Bowser as quickly as possible and get a hidden immunity idol for myself? I'll have to see how things play out but whatever keeps me from having to read 'Jiggly! Jigglypuff' another four thousand times needs to be done.

Which brings me to... CUNTS I HATE. So far.

#1 CIH: Jigglypuff, for pretty damn obvious reasons. I hate shticks and it seems like everyone is going for the 'my player makes this sound, omg I'll repeat it ad-nauseum which will be so, so funny!' shtick and it's driving me crazy. Jigglypuff is the worst offender so far so please, DIAF :jiggles

#2 CIH: Ganondorf, for being a thread-starter, twisted thread-starter. Seriously, was a shticky call-out thread for all 36 players in the game really necessary? I'm really OCD about unread threads and can never rest until I've read every piece of inane drivel available and the Gamecube controller turns from purple to grey, so I had to read every one of them and it was very depressing.

#3 CIH: Lucario, is he a new character or something? I played a lot of Melee but I haven't got round to playing much Brawl even though I've had it for like a year, so I don't really know who he is. Apparently a Pokemon. A Pokemon who talks like a douche all day long. I hate it when people play these games and start being all 'Thine eyes offend me, prostrate yourself before my visage and beg for forgiveness before I deliver'st thou to thine maker' and shit. Talk AMERICAN fucker, Jesus. If I had my way in a BB round I'd probably put Ganondorf and Lucario up as a battle of the douches.

#4 CIH: Meta-knight, just because, ew. Please stop posting. I always find it slightly baffling when people reach over a hundred posts in the space of like a day, and yet they manage to say absolutely nothing of any importance.

#5 CImightH: I haven't really decided whether I hate Diddy Kong or not yet. I hate it when people only post in the biggest font available, and caps lock, and half of the stuff he says is really annoying, but he's made me laugh a few times too, which is more I can say for the other CsIH.

That ends this edition of CIH, but I'm sure there will be much more to come.
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I loved the first edition of CIH!!

Thread-starter, twisted thread starter. :lol: Prodigy <3

Lucario is the character that replaced Mewtwo. He's basically the same, but a bit better than Mewtwo was.
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See I liked Mewtwo because he was such a stone-cold bitch. I have to play more Brawl so I can pass proper judgement on Lucario, but for now he's still a CIH.

And I saw the Prodigy live, but unfortunately it was about five years past the point where they were at all relevant any more. And acting all tough and geezery just came off as slightly lame. I did absolutely love them around Firestarter and Breathe time though.
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And the first CIH bites the dust! Better watch out, remaining CIHs, you're all in big trouble.
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The CIH better watch the fuck out. Who is going next prophetic G&W?
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I think I just lucked into one of the CIH annoying everyone by starting a billion pointless threads and then disappearing. But I'm hoping that I really am cursing people by putting them on the CIH list.

Okay so I'm feeling less filled with hatred this round, but I feel I must give some quick CIH updates in case I really am a prophet.

#1 CIH: Lucario is being upgraded to number 1, because I actually saw him say 'verily' and it momentarily blinded me with rage. There was this Spongebob episode where he's pretending to be like, a ye olde knight and he says 'yea verily' and that was the only acceptable use of verily ever in the English language. This guy makes me cringe like Coach's vote for Parvati made me cringe, but he makes me do it over and over again with every single post.

#2 CIH: Meta-knight: you would think with more posts than the admins he would have said something even mildly entertaining or relevant by now, but no. And he hasn't given me an award yet, like wtf? Encouraging others to post-whore like him is not a good thing. I want to see him go early because I love seeing people who get way too invested in these games go early.

#3 CIH: Link, a new entry! It annoys me that he's post-whoring just so he can get approval from Meta-knight, what a crawly bum-lick. And he may be even less amusing than Meta-knight to boot.

#4 CIH: Ike, wtf, who the hell are you? Even though they're all on different tribes I cannot tell Ike/Marth/Roy apart and I REFUSE TO START NOW. And I don't think I was even aware of Ike's existence before this game. And I barely am now.

#5 CIH: Everyone else seems to love this little pink turd, but he still shits me royally. Ew I had to lie in a PM today with Snake when he said he liked Jigglypuff and I agreed just because it doesn't hurt that people like someone in my secret group. But in reality I want to find whoever this is and pull the keys that spell 'jiggly' off their keyboard.

You may have noticed that Diddy Kong has been removed from the list... I finally decided that I like him after he made that call-out thread for Lucario. :diddy >>>> :lucario
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OMG THIS OWNS! <3 I can't lie, your assessments/hate reasonings are ~amazing~

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#4 CIH: Ike, wtf, who the hell are you? Even though they're all on different tribes I cannot tell Ike/Marth/Roy apart and I REFUSE TO START NOW. And I don't think I was even aware of Ike's existence before this game. And I barely am now.


Same. ^_^ Like hella.

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

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Well I hadn't updated the CIH for a couple of rounds because I wasn't quite brimming with hatred, but the last round has given me more than enough ammunition for a new update, with an almost entirely new list of Cunts I Hate!

#1 CIH - Whoever the fuck it was who voted for me along with Zelda. I may not be Lexxing out in public but I will find whoever did this and spray their brains against the wall. Right now I think it was probably Ness, with an outside chance it was Fox or Snake, which would suck because I thought I could trust both of them. I mean wtf - I haven't done anything to annoy anyone on my tribe. I've been talking with all of them, and I've actually been showing up for every challenge trying to win immunity, which is more than most of the other Saturns can say. And they vote for me? It doesn't seem to matter what I do in these games, I always get someone fucking with me pre-merge. And what really sucks about all of this is, it's forcing me to grow closer to Marth, which I don't want but I trust that it wasn't him because a stray vote was thrown his way when we voted out Kirby, too. I think I still have the numbers on my side but I have to get to the bottom of this quickly, because someone is trying to stir things up and they need to be destroyed.

#2 CIH - Zelda, because like, I get why she mutinied, but it was supremely douchey to say she was leaving because she 'needs to be on a winning tribe'. Bitch hasn't shown up for a single immunity challenge and then she's going to blame us for losing them? I just hope she continues being as much of a social retard with the Dragoon tribe as she was with us because she won't stand a chance over there either. Give them one Survivor round and she's gone.

#3 CIH - Peach, caps-lock ranting clueless bitch extraordinaire. Even though I didn't expect her to help our team in the block challenge and really think my team should have used their heads and taken three blocks where they took one, if she had helped us she would have stood a much better chance against yellow and green. And then she made like, the dumbest move possible when her turn came again and basically begged to be eliminated from the challenge. And after the thing where she was begging for her team to be saved because she was going home, as if anyone was dumb enough to believe that, and now begging Zelda to join her team so she'd have an easy boot, she's really rubbing me the wrong way.

#4 CIH - A posthumous CIH for Falco, because for fuck's sake, don't go inactive when you've got other people relying on you to show up. Namely, your secret group who are now fucked over. I have to start thinking about what's going to happen with the group now - they might say they're fine with getting to the final ten in-tact, but is anyone really that confident of their ability to get that far at this stage? I would not be at all surprised to see either of them trying to get me out so they can instead be the first lone member of a secret group and keep the HII for themselves, because it's what I'm thinking might be the best move for me right now. But it's a move that I can't make unless I win immunity for my tribe, pick a BB round and then make a move that would really piss off both remaining members of my secret group and leave one of them in the game, gunning for me. It's more likely that I'll have to wait for the results of a swap before I can decide how I'm going to handle this situation, and it pisses me off that Falco couldn't show up for a simple luck task and make it a possibility that self-righteous Zelda would get the boot and my group would still be whole.

#5 CIH - Roy, because he seems to be making a push to be like, sassy or something in the main thread and it's just coming off as really embarrassing. Please stick to brainwashing the townspeople to join your unholy army of clones.

So Lucario gets bumped off the CIH list for this instalment, although he's still annoying me. Just not quite as badly as my top five CIH. Which shows how *dynamic* my hatred is.
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This was a hotshit, CIH list! <3

I love the Lex thing. :lol:

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Zelda, because like, I get why she mutinied, but it was supremely douchey to say she was leaving because she 'needs to be on a winning tribe'. Bitch hasn't shown up for a single immunity challenge and then she's going to blame us for losing them?


She was such a cuntess. :pwub I died when she said that to y'all omg. :lol:
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That was a great new edition of CIH!!

Zelda being a total cunt <33 I love her, not gonna lie. Such a cunty bitch. :z2 :ywub
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I'm so sorry, I'm way overdue for a new CIH edition, I've been meaning to do one for a while because I can sense this thread is one of the highlights of the entire game and really, I should treat is as such. >_> So without further ado, I'm going to cast my mind back over the last few rounds for the special Still Mourning Bowser instalment of CIH!

I'm going to mix things up this time by having more than five, and they'll be in chronological order from the round where we won the BB triple boot.

Which brings me to CIH #1 - Fox! I mean sure, his win was the turning point for our tribe but any of us could have been elected to be the leader then, and if it had been me I could have kept Bowser out of the nominations. :( For ignoring my all-too-obvious plea to put Zelda up instead of Bowser, Fox has to make an appearance here, although he's one of my closer allies at the moment, still FUCK YOU FOX.

CIH #2 - Ike, when he was still in the game, for suddenly going from INV1 (and yet having more posts than me, I still don't get that, maybe he had a Banana Terracotta Pie thread too?) to OTTN5 with his pleading to 'save' Link and Jiggly. I mean what kind of monster would try to get Jiggly eliminated so early? Please don't scroll up to Jiggly's previous appearances in the CIH thread, I've grown to love her because she's actually capable of whole sentences. I feel like I'm in an exclusive club when I speak to her in our secret forum. Anyway it's pretty satisfying that the characters from the Village of the Damned were the first to be completely eliminated, they will not be triumphing over good and enslaving us to their wicked ways this time.

Have I mentioned how I love seeing Lyndis posting JOIN USSS in various forums and knowing where it came from, and that probably no-one else understands it yet? <3

CIH #3 - All the people who voted for Link over Lucas, and Bowser over Meta Knight. Ugh it pissed me off so much that Ike was making such an obvious play to get Link out and people actually went along with it? Lucas was stronger in the challenges than Link too, it just made no sense. And then seeing Bowser voted out, by a single vote no less, over an annoying post-whore gone inactive was heartbreaking. Especially because not everyone who cast votes in the other match-ups even voted, like what the fuck went on there? I'm going to choose to blame this mostly on the green tribe, as they are mostly a bunch of smug cunts I don't like. Which is why I plan on aligning with them at the merge, or course. :gwub

CIH #4 - Meta Knight, for going and proving just how much it sucked to lose Bowser instead of him only a round later when he no-showed for his Arena battle. Like, you've made a thousand or so pointless posts, most of which I've subjected myself to reading for some reason, and then you just up and disappear? If you're going to effectively quit a game, do it before amazing players like Bowser get booted instead of you and give them a chance at life, douche.

CIH #5 - ice climbers, because i lyked u moar when u were invissible and I didn't have to read this shiz

CIH #6 - Snake, because what the fuck man, sixth place in your ranking thread? And Lucario makes final three? Ugh clearly he was dragged there as a goat by Jiggly and Peach, I mean no way does the Snake I love and want in my mouth think Lucario is funny, HE JUST CAN'T! Also he's basically the person who convinced me Wario was after me when I know now, he probably wasn't, to keep me from targeting Ness and keep his secret group safe, so he lied to me omg ;_; Still it's hard to be too upset when it ends up working out that your closest ally will be entering the merge with you with a HII in his pocket, so I'm not actually mad at all, I just want to show that no-one is safe on the CIH list.

CIH #7 - Wario, for completely giving up talking to me just because he knows he's being voted out next. :rolleyes: I mean obviously I had to target him when I thought he was after me, and even though he might not have been after me in the first place what does he do to try and fight his boot? Sends a couple of PMs to me then gives up forever and only sporadically shows up for the challenges. I know if he makes the merge with us he's going to want to flip but I don't see much threat of him pulling anything off if he's going to keep being so goddamn lame.

CIH #8 - Ness, for lucking out and getting a spot on the secret group that had a huge advantage over the others with its three reds. I mean if I had got that spot, although I love being with Jiggly, I never would have faced all the stress of trying and failing to get Ness out, so he's a lucky little bitch.

And I think that brings us up to date as far as CIH! Look soon for the CIL thread, which I'll start as long as I make the merge.
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CIH <333

omg the characters from Village of the Damned :lol: :lol:

JOIN USSSS!! I love how Lyndis posts that at GTS and probably nobody but us has any idea what the fuck she's talking about. People probably think she's asking people to lurk or something. :lol:

I'm surprised to see Snake on this list. But you're right, how dare he put Lucario above you. But my guess would be that he only did that to hide how close you guys are, am I right?
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