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Oh dear God; soon to become the 'CUNTS I HATE' thread
Topic Started: Jun 5 2010, 02:28 PM (499 Views)
Mr. Game & Watch
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Yeah, I could see the strategy behind Snake's list. Actually it came just after we were talking together about how if anyone let Jiggly get to the end she would win because she's so loveable... then Snake goes and gives her top spot on his list, seemingly to point out to everyone just how loveable she is. He's a thinker and I love that.

But ugh I should have been at least final four and I will never, ever forgive him for that slight against me. :angry:
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I don't know how the fuck I missed that last installment of the CIH list, but I hate myself for it. :(

I am also happy to hear you have issues with Snake over his ranking of you. Raphael is sooOooo fucking relieved by that, because I read somewhere that he is your Raphael here, and that's all fine and dandy, but just know that NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS RAPHAEL LOVED AND WORSHIPPED YOU. NO. ONE.

Raphael and Ivy are getting best showmance of 2010, they have to. I should start campaigning now, because they deserve it. Not only were they in love, but they weren't afraid to let anyone know it, they NEVER hid it, it was apparent to the entire cast the entire game after I mutinied.

We bid our love for eachother in public every chance we got, that is so rare in games, cus bitches get scared to show that shit, but we didn't give a shit, sure some of it was because of our circumstances, it wasn't going to hurt our positions and it wasn't a secret to anyone, but still, that probably is my most favorite showmance ever now, just because it was so known. And than, my love won the game. :pwub So epic <3

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Raphael never has anything to worry about, no other player could ever replace him in my heart. Raphael & Ivy love is eternal, and while I think Snake is great here we're more like really good friends rather than being both really great friends, soul mates, and totally hot lovers.

It was awesome that our circumstances in the game allowed us to just openly post our love for each other constantly and we could do it without it hurting us at all. Our amazing arguments against Xiangcunt defending each other's honour were some of my favourite moments of any game I've played. And of course that game had the almost perfect ending because one of us won, the only thing better would be if we had been able to reach the end together, and then you could have proposed to me just before the votes were read. :wub:

I actually am planning on proposing to Snake if we make the final two together. It would be even better if we managed to piss off everyone on the jury on the way there and they want to see neither of us win, and then we rub in that it's a joint win because we're married, and the prize money will go to both of us and the baby Snake is now pregnant with. :wub:
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Mr. Game & Watch
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Ew that challenge was never going to work out well for me, I hate those 'post images fast-like' challenges. I need a coconut chop nao.

But I just wanted to pop in to laugh about Lyndis bumping the thread with JOIN USSS over and over again. It's totally the slogan for this game and no-one even knows what it means but me and the admins. :wub:
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Haha yeah on AIM I was like... can you please spam that thread because the margins are fucked and I can't reply to it. She was more than happy to oblige. :lol:
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Mr. Game & Watch
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Oh I am also responsible for Lucas's Cruel Intentions thread. I am clearly the puppet master of things with no actual relevance to the game.
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I totally knew that was you. :lol:
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This thread :rwub
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Mr. Game & Watch
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I thought I should bump up my more neglected CIH list to post the private fear that Samus might be the worst CIH of all, and she's looking to get rid of me or Snake shortly. It could just be my constant paranoia speaking but I have a bad feeling I can't shake. I hope I'm wrong, or that by some miracle I win the IC.
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Being wrong about Samus <333 Although I still don't trust her. Because well, she's Samus.

And I just wanted to post this brief, but exclusive CIH update because what I have to say would possibly give away my identity to the lurkers. It's about Lucas's final words to me:

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GAME & WATCH - I really wish there was a time machine and we could go back and own this game together since you were my favorite person that I met post-merge. It made me so sad that you voted for me but it was a game so I had to get over it. Best of luck and I don't think Joss would forgive you for voting out a fellow Whedon fan on his birthday.  :angry:


Okay so first - get the fuck over it already. I've already covered in my other CIH thread that I might love and worship Joss Whedon, but I don't have to be knowing his birthday and shit. He's not my type and I'm not trying to get into his pants, so I don't have to be wishing him no Happy Birthdays or buying no presents.

But secondly, I AM NOT IN THE SAME TIMEZONE AS YOU, LUCAS. Fuck. When I voted for you, it was the day AFTER Joss Whedon's birthday. That's right, I come from the future and we've managed to evolve past the point where we care about getting votes on some nerd icon's birthday. I know he's probably going to bring this up when I inevitably make the finals as goat extraordinaire (okay well Samus is the real extraordinaire here but I think I'm a strong second) and I'm already thinking of how I can answer it without saying 'I'm in Australia you fucking loser! Why do you care about this so much anyway?!'

All that said, I think there is actually a chance Lucas would vote for me in the finals. Hard to tell if his grudge over Whedongate is too strong but we got along so well apart from that, and I think he might even have respected my gameplay where a lot of others don't seem to at all.
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Ugh, I'm so tired I forgot to close the quote tags around Lucas's final words. Could someone edit that for me? I like my CIH thread to be immaculate.
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Dun.

And omw seriously I don't see why he cares so much. I mean I love Joss Whedon as much as the next person but jeez.
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Thanks Hand!

And I hope Lucas brings it up in the jury house so the others can talk some sense into him. Perhaps they'll all just jump on the opportunity to bash me for it too but at least the only other person I told here, Squirtle, thought it was ridiculous that he'd act outraged over that. Ugh, Squirts, I miss him. If only it could have been Peach. :(

I do feel like I had to split them up though. If there had been any point over the weekend where he'd come to me with the idea of forming something new with Snake I would have tried to get the vote to go a different way but it's like he got wind of me wanting Peach out and decided to back that side instead of mine. He made it too obvious where his true allegiances lay, and strong pairs are made to be broken. It's why I've tried to keep my relationship with Snake hidden for as long as I possibly could.
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I never should have made my CIH thread public, now I've lost those precious consoling words of cuntiness until the game is up. :(

I feel the same way about all the PMs I meant to copy over to here and now can't see. Of course there's a lot less use for them now that I won't be facing the jury (ugh I was so stupid thinking I was going to given almost any situation, of course it would lead to my downfall), but there's some stuff in them I might want to bring up in my juror speech that now I have to rely on my sleep-deprived memory for.

But omg I can sleep in again!! At least there's a bright side to all of this. :wub:
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Dammit, I really wanted to post some jury editions of CIH but haven't had enough time for anything lately. So in case I never get round to it after the excitement of the final has worn off, some incredibly rushed and last-minute CIH:

CIH #1 is Lucario, for making even me be ashamed of the anti-Zelda movement. Seriously, gods are omniscient and they should know how to make an argument without contradicting themselves at every turn and taking every piece of bait laid out by the ultra-annoying jury circle jerkers. Which brings me to...

CIH #2 is all of all of Lucas, Peach, Squirtle and Pika for making the last couple of days of the jury thread become so tedious and wretched with their trolling of Lucario. I mean, I get it - Lucario says douchey stuff and it gets annoying. But the obnoxious self-congratulatory gloating about picking on him is actually making them all come across as pretty genuinely ugly. Like, real-life ugly. I mean, the kinds of trolls who always wanted to be part of the in-crowd in high school but never could because of their freakish deformities so they make up for it by forming their own bullying little in-crowd in the jury house of an ORG. Just stop posting how much you all hate Lucario and love each other and get some re-constructive surgery so I don't have to read thi shit any more, tyia. :lol: That one was a little bitchy, even for me.

CIH #3 is Ness, for being too adorbz for me to even keep a rivalry going with him in the jury house.

CIH #4 is Master Hand for locking me out of the FTC thread about thrity seconds before I went to post my response and then being too much of a bitchy queen to post my response for me. Well you can suck it.

Okay now time to go see if I've missed all of the vote reveal by typing this up. ^_^

Also, anyone who reads this, please keep in mind that I'm not really a cunt, I just play one on TV.
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