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Dear Peach...
Topic Started: Jun 5 2010, 08:46 PM (714 Views)
Mario
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It has been brought to my attention that you have been flirting with everyone, as your man I don't aproove.
Furthermore, Mario doesn't share his ho's.
Also, why are you out of the kitchen?
Mario and da boys want some cold beer, be a dear and bring us some.
You know what the reward is after that ;)
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Jigglypuff
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:gag: Jiggly! :jiggles
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I'M LESBIAN! GET OVER IT!
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Bowser
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:rolleyes:

:peach should come to :bowser and ignore :mario
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Wow :mario took a drastic turn for the worst...
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Bowser,Jun 6 2010
01:55:05 AM
:rolleyes:

:peach should come to :ike and ignore :mario

fixed
:samus FTW :wub: :ywub :pwub :bwub :rwub :gwub

:z2 :wub: :ywub :pwub :bwub :rwub :gwub for avenging me
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Olimar
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:mario secretly loves :luigi
IM BOLD AND TYPING IN BLUE INSTEAD OF RED
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Olimar,Jun 6 2010
03:01:56 AM
:mario secretly loves :luigi

This is so true.

Too bad that

:peach ditched :mario for :luigi then :meta kicked :luigi ass so :peach loves :meta
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Peach
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She's a Lady<3
Mario,Jun 6 2010
01:46:15 AM
It has been brought to my attention that you have been flirting with everyone, as your man I don't aproove.
Furthermore, Mario doesn't share his ho's.
Also, why are you out of the kitchen?
Mario and da boys want some cold beer, be a dear and bring us some.
You know what the reward is after that ;)

I ain't nobodies bitch!

And I only cook as a hobby, I don't do non of that houswife shit

So-What am i not s'pposed to have an opinion?
Should i be quiet because i'm a woman?
Call me a bitch (bitch) cause i speak what's on my mind
Guess it's easier for you to swallow if i sat and smiled

When a female fires back
suddenly target don't know how to act
So he does what any little boy would do
Makin' up a few false rumors or two
That for sure is not a man to me
Slanderin' names for popularity
It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
But now it's time for me to come and give you more to say

Chorus:
This is for my girls all around the world
Who have come across a man that don't respect your worth
Thinkin' all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder,
Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground (our ground)
So lift your hands high and wave'em proud (wohoh)
Take a deep breath and say it loud,
Never can,never will
Can't hold us down

Nobody can hold us down(us down)...Nobody can hold us down(us down)...Nobody can hold us down(hold us down)
Never can never will...

So what am i not supposed to say what i'm saying
Are you offended with the message i'm bringin'
Call me whatever 'cause your words don't mean a thing
Cuz you ain't even a man enough to handle what i sing
If you look back in history it's a common double standard of society
The guy gets all the glory, the more he can score
While the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore
I don't understand why its OK,
The guy can get away with it while any girl gets named
All my ladies come together and make a change

Start a new beginning for us,everybody sing


Lil' Kim:
Here's something I just can't understand
If the guy have three girls then he's a man
He can either give her some head, or sex her raw
If the girl do the same, then she's a whore
But the table's about to turn
I'll bet my fame on it
Cats take my ideas and put their name on it
It's aight though, you can't hold me down
I got to keep on movin'
To all my girls with a man who be tryin to mack
Do it right back to him and let that be that
You need to let him know that his game is whack
And Lil' Kim and Christina Aguilera got your back

You're just a little boy,
Think you're so cute,so coy
You must talk so big, to make up for smaller things
You're just a little boy
All you'll do is annoy
You must talk so big, to make up for smaller things,
This is for my girls...


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Peach
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She's a Lady<3
And Mario you better treat me right cus
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Olimar
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But wait I thought :meta kicked :lucas ass and then :mario ditched :peach for :luigi after :yoshi spilled the beans to her? Oh and :olimar is so hot
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:popcorns :popcorns :popcorns
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Olimar,Jun 5 2010
11:23:41 PM
But wait I thought :meta kicked :lucas ass and then :mario ditched :peach for :luigi after :yoshi spilled the beans to her? Oh and :olimar is so hot

Wtf? I'm not even in this thread. Keep my name/icon out of your mouth you little asshole.
:pika :pika :pika :pika :pika :pika :pika :pika :pika :pika :pika

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Olimar
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You are now.

IM BOLD AND TYPING IN BLUE INSTEAD OF RED
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Captain Falcon
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We need to have more story threads with people's pictures instead of names. :popcorns
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:mario can always ride :yoshi
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