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Dear Peach...
Topic Started: Jun 5 2010, 08:46 PM (713 Views)
Mr. Game & Watch
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Meta Knight,Jun 6 2010
06:45:25 PM
I'm going to have to write a better one now,  :angry:

:mario and  :peach were in love.  Then  :luigi came around and fucked  :peach so, then  :peach and  :luigi got married.  :mario was depressed and desprate so he ran after  :sonic who was also having sex with  :peach behind  :luigi 's back.  :peach was kidnapped by  :b2 and raped her to make more children like:  :ness2  :ice  :lucas  :olimar when  :olimar  :ness2  :ice  :lucas got bored so they made love with  :pit .  After  :peach got bored with  :b2 she ditched him for  :snake  Posted Image to blow his  :dede . After she tore off his  :dede she moved onto  :lucario who turned out to be a lesbian with  :samus so they had a threesome .  :char and  :squirt both  went after  :peach then they killed eachother leaving  :gw  :ganon  :wolf  :meta  :link still in the running for her  :pwub so  :wario went first and broke :peach bed so she ditched him for  :wolf who was really butt buddies with  :link So Pikachu went with  :cap and  :meta and  :peach lived happily ever after

Wow my story really trailed off there. I'm such an enigma.
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Donkey Kong
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Mr. Game & Watch,Jun 6 2010
07:07:10 PM
Meta Knight,Jun 6 2010
06:45:25 PM
I'm going to have to write a better one now,  :angry:

:mario and  :peach were in love.  Then  :luigi came around and fucked  :peach so, then  :peach and  :luigi got married.  :mario was depressed and desprate so he ran after  :sonic who was also having sex with  :peach behind  :luigi 's back.  :peach was kidnapped by  :b2 and raped her to make more children like:  :ness2  :ice  :lucas  :olimar when  :olimar  :ness2  :ice  :lucas got bored so they made love with  :pit .  After  :peach got bored with  :b2 she ditched him for  :snake  to blow his  :dede . After she tore off his  :dede she moved onto  :lucario who turned out to be a lesbian with  :samus so they had a threesome .  :char and  :squirt both  went after  :peach then they killed eachother leaving  :gw  :ganon  :wolf  :meta  :link still in the running for her  :pwub so  :wario went first and broke :peach bed so she ditched him for  :wolf who was really butt buddies with  :link So Pikachu went with  :cap and  :meta and  :peach lived happily ever after

Wow my story really trailed off there. I'm such an enigma.

:dk was her first. Ya know what that means for everyone else.

And still too crowded in here. *turns to go back to team quarters, then turns back* At least that damn plumber is gone. I always liked luigi better anyway.

*leaves*
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