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Round Five
Topic Started: Jun 9 2010, 08:33 PM (182 Views)
King Dedede
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Sorry about not updating as frequently as I should. There will be one tonight, that goes from last night to tonight. ^_^
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Master Hand
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*waits patiently* :popcorns
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King Dedede
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Master Hand,Jun 10 2010
02:21:39 AM
*waits patiently* :popcorns

*steals your popcorn*

I hate when people don't answer me when I clearly see them on the board. I officially don't trust anyone again just because Samus (even though I love her) takes so fucking long to answer me sometimes.

I'm gonna shower, pack my lunch for tomorrow, watch the BBUK premiere and then come back for my confessional. So you'll be waiting a little while longer.
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King Dedede
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All of these people SUCK.
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Master Hand
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Angry Dedede is my favourite Dedede.
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Master Hand,Jun 10 2010
04:35:22 AM
Angry Dedede is my favourite Dedede.

Paranoid Dedede is my least favorite.
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King Dedede
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I'm so so so so so fucking tired, but I promised a confessional, so I'll do it. It won't be as long as I wanted it to be though.

So paranoia has really fucked me up. This game has been stressing me out a ton and it's time for me to take a step back and realize that it's just a game and it's just for fun. I just can't rely on anyone and people prove that to me time and time again and I never learn do I? But you can't survive in these games without others, so I forge bonds and eventually they become alliances and you know the story.

I wanted to start with last night but I honestly don't remember what was happening that got me so flustered. I'll go back in a minute to figure it out, if I can, but it basically is the same shit that happened today as far as I can remember so yeah.

So tonight before the challenge, after much discussion of how we could get Wolf out, Samus and I decided maybe we should make a move and take out Falcon. He's done a lot of questionable things and we don't know how loyal he is to us. It's always been in our heads that he has multiple loyalties. I knew Pit was going to vote him in, so I brought up the idea and Samus was for it too. Unfortunately, it was an Arena challenge and we couldn't risk voting in Falcon and having him come back, but I did push for Pit to go after Falcon because I wanted the prior vote on him. At the time I had forgot that Samus had one too though.

So Pit left. Yeah. Olimar has an idol and I told Diddy because I need all the friends I can get. That really doesn't have to do with much, but yeah. Oh and also I know that Falcon is with Ike, Pikachu, and Lucas now.

But anyways... a few rumors flying around tonight have just made me crazy. Lucario tried making an alliance with Wolf, Sonic and Samus. I was not included. That doesn't make me happy but whatever, I may need Lucario. I can forget about it. Samus says it wasn't like he really wanted me out anyways. Also, motherfucking Falcon told Wolf that I didn't feel comfortable around him and that he should talk to me to try and fix that. FUCK YOU FALCON. Seriously. Not cool. When I confront him he is all like "oh I'm sorry, it's my biggest mistake so far... blah blah blah." I don't trust his ass. Not for a second. If he's telling Wolf shit like that what else is he telling him. I pretended to be okay with it but I'm not and the more I think about it the angrier I get, and the more I want to take him out.

Right now I think what I want to do is vote with Samus and Lucario against Falcon. Hopefully Falcon, Sonic and Wolf don't suspect anything and vote Lucario (or even me, I don't care)... that way it will be 3-3 and the prior vote will be Falcon's undoing. This is very "iffy" because we certainly could win tomorrow or it could be an Arena round (in which I think we'd have to just vote in Lucario) or a BB round (in which I don't think we'd be targeted).

I don't know right now. I don't trust anyone. I really don't. I love Samus but there's just weird things that make me uneasy. Like the fact that she takes a really long time to answer with a two sentence response sometimes. I know I'm being incredibly paranoid and it's driving me batty. I just need tomorrow to be over so I can relax a little and have the weekend to calm down. (Though I expect I swap, so I'll hardly be able to calm down.) The lack of sleep probably isn't helping at all. That's really what I need right now.

Sorry this isn't longer but this is all I can think to say right now and I can't even form my thoughts as coherently as I'd like.
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King Dedede
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I came up with a brilliant idea in bed last night. I just proposed it to Samus...


So we can do that if you'd like... I don't mind that, but in bed last night I was thinking (I always do) and a pretty great idea came to me. It's risky but I think it could work if Lucario would be with us.

We can go to Lucario... and we don't have to tell him about the five (but we can) and basically paint it like those three are together and we need to break them up. We'll note that you and CF both have former votes so if we tie it we need the votes to be on either him or I and Captain Falcon.

So what we can do is have him "rat me out" to Sonic/CF/Wolf... showing them a PM or whatever saying I am coming after one of them. We can just use Wolf... we can think this out if there's a reason not to do him. It doesn't matter too much but Wolf is more realistic, and if CF gets wind of it maybe he would approach us. Then, the three of them would vote for me and the three of us would vote CF. CF goes.

It's not as big of a risk for Lucario so I think he might be willing. But first I'd wnat to make sure you like this plan and that Lucario is trustworthy. If so we can do this but I still worry about the timing of all of this.
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Lulz at your massive paranoia! :lol: I love it! I also love a hot and bothered Dedede. :dede :pwub

What happened with your alliance, and why do you think it's smart to force a tie?

Also, your plan is elaborate and has many layers to it, do you think you can pull it off? Have you mentioned this to anyone yet?

Keep us updated, bitch! :pwub
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Lyndis,Jun 10 2010
03:54:02 PM
Lulz at your massive paranoia! :lol: I love it! I also love a hot and bothered Dedede. :dede :pwub

What happened with your alliance, and why do you think it's smart to force a tie?

Also, your plan is elaborate and has many layers to it, do you think you can pull it off? Have you mentioned this to anyone yet?

Keep us updated, bitch! :pwub

Don't laugh at Dedede. His servants can stab you with forks. ^_^

The alliance is still in tact but I just don't have the faith I once did in Captain Falcon. I feel as though there's a very high probability that if we got down to five he'd go with Sonic and Wolf. If he tells Wolf stuff I say, why is he trustworthy? I don't know. And he was only willing to divulge his partners recently when he knew I was needing some sort of validation from him.

I told Samus about the idea. Beforehand she was leaning towards a more conservative route, like telling Falcon that we'd feel a lot more comfortable if Wolf were to leave before Lucario. I haven't heard her reaction to my idea yet. The difficulty is, if you make a move to soon you could end up winning the challenge and then all the shit will hit the fan. Timing is a huge huge factor.

And of course I can pull it off... you know who I am, right? :gwub
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I do know who you is, and what you can pull off, and knowing who you are is a key factor in why your paranoia here cracks me the fuck up! :lol:

So if Samus agrees with the elaborate plan, that's what you're going to do?

And where does :sonic fit into any of this?



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King Dedede
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Who is :sonic?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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King Dedede
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My tribe is such a fucking clusterfuck. More drama. Of course.

Let's just fucking win a challenge. PLEASE.
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What now? :lol: DETAILS, BITCH!!!
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Lyndis,Jun 11 2010
01:36:33 AM
What now? :lol: DETAILS, BITCH!!!

Ugh... so I'll try to sum it up I guess.

We talked with Lucario about booting Falcon. He went to Wolf with it and Wolf came to us. Wolf wants to boot CF, so apparently we were wrong about them being as close as we thought they were. He says Sonic wants CF out as well, so I basically agree to it, but I really want to go back to CF with this so we can get Wolf out. Samus agrees as well. I go to Sonic and he does not want CF to go, so I'm trying to feel him out and see if he'd go for Wolf because I don't want to vote CF anymore. I trust him more than I do Wolf or Lucario. If Sonic won't go for it, I think the four of us should just vote Lucario and Wolf will be caught in a trap, essentially.

But I really don't think we'll even have to vote someone out tonight. :lol:
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