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Round 6; Final 26
Topic Started: Jun 10 2010, 11:10 PM (102 Views)
Pikachu
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Pika is getting pretty sick of having to vote his own team members off. -_- We really needed a break tonight, and the green cunts did not give it to us, pika pika. They will pay for their evils.

Pika was unsure all day who would go. Pika just knew it would be between Roy or TL, but leaned more to Roy because Pika felt closer to Roy. But TL missing the challenge the night before was not a good sign.

Even up until the challenge, Pika was unsure which way the tides would turn. We were all just waiting for after the challenge. Pika tried hard to win, but we just couldn't do it. :( And Pika begged Captain to get Sonic to save us, but they saved yellow instead. :blink: Wtf is that Pika. Stop sucking their yellow dicks. Why didn't Pika start on the yellow team?? Pika is perfectly yellow.

And then we had so much time to discuss the vote. Words cannot begin to describe how much of a clusterfuck it was. Chu have no idea! Pika has to give a play-by-play on how many time it changed. The result may seem simple enough, but getting there was not simple at all!

First no one can say who they are voting for. I ask Luigi, Peach, they both ask me who to vote. Toon Link and Roy have no idea either. At first Pika didn't care because they are on the outs anyway, and it is only our alliance that decides it.

Olimar was the only one to answer right away. He said he wanted Roy. Ok, now Pika has something to go on. Pika goes to tell Peachy and Luigi. But what's this? Peachy wants Toon Link. :ph43r: Pika tells her Oli said Roy. She is all "wtf? Why didn't he tell me directly?" So Pika runs back to Oli and he's all "fuck I already voted for Roy." :huh:

And Pika runs to Luigi and he's like "Toon Link, pasta-mia!" And Pika is starting to get tired of how unorganized the tribe is. And all the while, TL and Roy are feeling paranoid because no one is talking to them. What is wrong with this shitty tribe and how come no one talks to one another?

Oh and Pika forgot to mention that Peachy told Roy earlier that Oli has the idol. Roy told Pika, but Pika already knew from his group. Pika also told TL earlier. So now they ask me if Pika wants to flush out the idol. Why would Pika want that? Oli is in Pika's alliance and we wouldn't have enough votes anyway.

But then it dawned on Pika, that the votes were being split. Oli voting for Roy. Peach and Luigi voting for TL. Roy came to the same conclusion. If Pika, TL, and Roy voted for Oli then he would be out 3-2-1. :popcorns Pika thought about it. And in that split second, Pika would have done it! Pika feels closer to TL and Roy actually, more than Oli. Oli has the idol and has always seemed kind of shady. Pika would be killing two birds with one stone, and would be sitting in a new majority of three with TL/Roy on a tribe of five! Does not sound so bad to Pika Pika.

Roy was totally in. So Pika runs to TL to ask him if he was in. But by then Oli had already gotten to him and told him to vote for Roy. The plan was a bust without TL's vote. The best we could do was a 2-2-2, and as exciting as it would be to Pika, that would not put Pika in a very pretty position afterwards. So no amazing blindside, Roy and Pika folded and ended up voting for TL instead. And that is the story of how Toony self-owned himself. ^_^ But it's not all his fault. Pika wasn't fully sold and Pika thought Roy would have at least told TL about it earlier, but he didn't.

But in retrospect, Pika is glad that crazy plan did not come to fruition. Pika is in an alliance of 4, and Pika would have betrayed them all for Toony and Roy. Which, as awesome as they are, a divided tribe will not end well for us. Now Pika can pretend he was loyal all along, even though Pika was ready to pull the trigger and blow it to smithereens. The lesson here is, never vote too early! Chu are given a deadline for a reason! The host will not be mad at chu if chu take every last minute, will they? ;)

But as chu can see, tonight any one of Toon Link, Roy or Olimar could have went home. That is how much of a hot mess we are chu. And Pika hasn't even begun to talk about where things are now. :pika Pika is sorry Toony went out that way though. Pika did not to see it happen, but sometimes Pika feels powerless. Pika hopes Toony doesn't hate Pika. Pika really did feel like Toony was a great ally. :(
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Pika:
 
The lesson here is, never vote too early! Chu are given a deadline for a reason! The host will not be mad at chu if chu take every last minute, will they? 


I love this the most, because we were waiting on you to vote! For hella! But yeah, you guys did take long, and I thought, it would be 3-2-1 that woulda been some hotshit right there.

I had no idea y'all were going after Olimar though in that time too. :o

Sexy update, Pika! :pwub

I am a huge Pee tribe fan!! :bwub

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IT'S NOT THE PEE TRIBE!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

Great update Pika!! I had no idea any of that shit was going down. It's funny because like Lyndis said, we were waiting on your vote to see if it would be 4-2 or 3-3 and we were like damnit Pika is keeping us on our toes!! :lol:
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Pika loves to keep his hosts waiting and in suspense. :bwub But Pika does not like the last minute scrambling and hope we can talk it out well in advance because we need to be prepared. The weekend should help. Not that the blue team will lose again. :angry:

Pika really wants a swap now because the blue team is a sinking ship. Not that Pika doesn't love them all, but we are slowly going extinct and things need to change! Posted Image People need to have pity on us because things are getting so real for the blue team and yellow tribe still has nine people. Eff them.

It is now time to update the dynamics! Pika thinks Roy feels close to Pika because Roy was talking to Pika the most during the voting period. And Roy thought it might be him going, and he told Pika he was scared. Pika got the same thing with Toony. Oh how Pika wish the alliance included them instead of Oli and Luigi.

Peachy asked Pika to promise her not to vote for her, and of course Pika did. Not only does Pika find Peachy hilarious, but she appears like the obvious HBIC of Unira, and will likely be the first one taken down. :o Pika loves her for all her efforts begging the other teams, but Pika thinks they have an adverse effect.

Oli gives Pika shady vibes. But Oli has the HII and even though that's dangerous, it can also be used in our advantage. Oli told Pika straight up that he has it too, so Oli must trust Pika, or pretending like he does. Pika is pretty sure it's common knowledge by now anyway. That is not necessarily a good thing though. It might keep Oli safe but puts the rest of us more in jeopardy.

Then last but not least its Luigi! Luigi is probably the most UTR member of our team and Pika finds him so forgetable. Pika has no idea how he got in good with Oli and especially Peachy, but he did. Not that he's a bad PMer, but after a while he stops responding. Pika would have wanted Luigi gone last night, but no one else seemed to. Pika feels the least close to Luigi for sure, and that is going to be a problem.

Pika rankings!
1. :pika
2. :peach
3. :olimar
4. :roy
5. :luigi

Pika actually expects Roy to go if we lose again. But Pika will try to change it up. Will it work? We shall we!
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Olimar was confuzled when he said he wanted to work with Roy, and Pika jumped right on that and said Luigi and Peach are tight, so maybe we can pull something off. But of course Oli really meant Luigi. <_< Pika spoke to Roy about it too, and Roy didn't like it much because Oli had just voted for him.

Peachy and Luigi have both said that Roy is next, which Pika assumed to be the case all along. Pika doesn't like where he is sitting though. Pika feels like the fourth wheel. Everyone likes Pika, that is why Pika was brought in. But with Olimar having the idol and Peachy being tight with Luigi, and our tribe dropping like flies that doesn't leave much room for Pika to hide.

Pika fears for his life in a very real way. Pika does not expect to be the next out, but Pika will have to work hard to stay if we keep losing. Roy can do serious damage to Pika's game if he finds out he's in trouble. Oli too. Pika really just wants to win a couple challenges and be safe for once. Pika will not be holding back anymore. Winning is life and death for Unira.

Having said that Peachy said it'd probably be Oli at four, and Luigi said he wouldn't vote Pika if we came down to four. Pika knows that seems like the thing to say, but this alliance is already having to turn on itself so quickly. Pika needs a swap to stay alive. Pika almost wishes for a chance to mutiny. Let's all jump ship someone else. -_-
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This weekend bores Pika to death. Pika wishes this tribe were more exciting. Having only 4 people to talk to limits the possibilities a bit. But Pika still worries a lot. If Pika sits there and does nothing, then Roy will probably go unanimously next TC, big whoop. Pika will be safe for one round. Then what?

Pika knows a vote with just four of us is a strong possibility giving how much this team sucks. Peachy has mentioned voting for Oli at four. Oli has an idol. Oli also seems to like Luigi. Pika does not like those odds. Pika does not like seeming to be the fourth wheel. Pika needs to do something about it now.

Pika wants to save Roy somehow. Oli might be open towards it if Pika really pushes. And Roy will have to agree to go along with it to save himself. That or rat us out to Peachy and Luigi, which would be a dick move because Pika is trying to save him. Pika prefers to feel like he's in control, and right now Pika thinks Peachy is in control.

Pika has now brought up what will happen at the F4 of this tribe to both Oli and Peachy. Pika hopes they don't compare notes and sees what Pika is trying to do, otherwise Pika is screwed. Pika asked Oli if Luigi and Peachy are willing to vote for each other. That is because Pika wants them to appear close and needs to be broken up. Pika doesn't know or care if that is true or not. Pika has also asked Peachy if Oli and Luigi would be willing to vote one another at F4.

Pika has repeated said he wants to get to the F2 of this tribe with Peachy. For the most part, that is true. Pika is willing to get to the end with whoever, but Peachy is his preferred choice, because she is someone loud he can hide behind and will get targeted before him, probably. Pika wants to position himself well for the next few votes because one round of safety is not good enough. Pika needs long term safety. If worse comes to worse Pika hopes its not an Arena round next, unless Pika is getting voted out and gets a chance to mutiny. -_-
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These updates are ~amazing~ Pika! You've been pretty busy here on this boring weekend, but it was your first weekend off in the game so it should have been kinda slow anyway. I was out gambling all day yesterday. :pwub \

All your plans are interesting, positioning yourself is key on such a tiny lil tribe.

I hope you do stop holding back and bring it tonight, you guys need a break from TCs, for your own sanity and ours. I do not want to see you guys having to vote anyone off. At all. Anymore. :(

I do think it would be epic if you played in a duel, won and mutinied, only the hottest people do that shit. B)

:pwub :pika :pwub
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Pika needs to stop thinking about this game because it makes Pika's lose sleep. Pika's head hurts so much from lack of sleep. Pika would love to just win a challenge for once in our lives. Random luck challenge would be good, since we can't pull it off with skill.

Roy said he would be late and pre-voted for Luigi, Pika hopes that is the truth. That is the first step because if Pika can convince Oli to vote Luigi too, then it is done. Otherwise Roy will probably go unanimously if we lose. Pika hates this feeling of do or die because it usually doesn't come so early on for Pika. It's barely been a week!

Pika prays for a swap or some change-up. If we really have to play out every single stage before any change, Pika is sure the blue team will be no more by then. -_-
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I know it feels early, but keep in mind 10 people have already left this game. Usually you'd be at like final 10-6 by now. So it's not really thaaaat abnormal to have that feeling already.

Good luck tonight Pika!! :pika
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