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Round 11; Final 15
Topic Started: Jun 18 2010, 03:36 PM (94 Views)
Pikachu
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Merge! :o :o :o Pika will confess that he never thought he'd make it this far. No he did not. There were just so many people in this game, so much luck, so much randomness, Pika was prepared to be taken out at any time.

Last night was devastating because Peachy came so close. :( So many things Pika was going to do differently. Pika was going to pick the 4 Ness picked the second round, but he was too fast. Pika almost picked the 8 that Fox took, but 7 is supposed to be luckier, chu know? <_<

The game would have been much more different if Peachy won instead, because Pika would have gotten her to give immunity to yellow, probably. Or she could have picked Shadow Moses Island last round like Pika wanted her to. :angry: So many things.

Pika was so depressed that Pika had to betray Olimar. But Pika knew it had to be like this from the start, because Luigi and Peach would not vote for one another. Pika had to focus the target on Oli. Pika *could* have forced a tie, but he would have lost that anyway, and Peachy would then be mad at Pika. Not very smart for Pika to do that.

Pika has to laugh at Peachy freaking out though. Clearly Pika has not been doing a good enough job making her feel safe because Pika really has no intention of taking Peachy out. She is loud, OTT, a huge personality and the perfect person for Pika to hide behind for the rest of the game. If chu ask Pika, Luigi would have been the perfect person to take out last night, because he is even more UTR than Pika. Too bad no one wanted to, so Pika didn't bother. -_-

And now...we have merged, just like Pika predicted we would at 15. Having so many people to talk to is exhausting. This is like the same number of people as a nightclub! Except we've already been playing for 10 rounds and there are already alliances and idols out! Pika will have to work his tail off to stay safe and get who he wants out. Which will lead to the next entry! ^_^
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And now for the sweet sweet analysis of all the merge players!

Unira - The blue team has always been the underdogs, for the longest time. We have actually lost the most amount of challenges, winning only two, and we've never actually been handed immunity. Having said that, Pika thinks we are currently not the targets.

Pika - Pika is doing an ok job fitting in Pika thinks. Made some good impressions. But Pika got tired of PMing before too long last night and just had to leave the board. Pika has still not spoken to a handful of people. Pika doesn't want to come off as too savvy, like someone Pika will get to later, just nice and utr and out of people's minds.

Peachy - Everyone knows and thinks Peachy is the HBIC of the blue team, and we can all let them keep thinking that. The true person at the center was... :iiam But Peachy is the figurehead and if someone wants to do some real damage to blue, they will take out our leader in Peachy. She is working it and online a lot. That's what Pika wants in an ally.

Luigi - Pika is a bit disappointed in Luigi so far. Last night he wasn't even around much (perhaps distracted) and Pika really doesn't see what Luigi can bring to the table, other than his loyalty and his vote. Pika actually would have preferred a whole lot of people on Unira over him, but no one really thought of going after Luigi which makes Pika wary that Luigi will eventually outlast Pika too. Reminds me of a certain someone, if he wasn't already :char :owub


Dragoon - Oh how the mighty have fallen. Pika remembers the good old days when there were still 9 of them. But the yellow massacre happened and they just haven't been able to recover. Instead the red team, who looked like a bunch of jokes in the beginning, have taken the game by storm.

Lucas - Lucas is in Pika's secret group and Pika has a lot of trust in Lucas. We hit it off in PMs right away and it was like we have known each other all along. (Technically, we have.) He is good in challenges and a very valuable ally. Pika wants Lucas around until the very end, if he can help it. The yellows are becoming targets and there aren't very many of them to begin with.

Ice Climbers - At first Pika did not care for the Ice Climbers, especially just from the boards. But the five personalities was actually very creative and Pika can appreciate a schtick. The second they started talking normally with the red font, they won Pika over. Pika actually thinks Ice Climbers is red's first target because they have been deemed "unworthy" by those snobs, and Pika has no interest in helping red out.

Zelda - The Arena goddess is an enigma to Pika. She told Pika she actually gets along with red and understands why they voted her out, twice. Pika would not be so understanding, unless he really was a dud. Zelda does not appear to be a dud, so she needs to give herself more credit and seek vengeance on them. What Pika needs to hear is she wants to destroy red just as much as Pika does. Say it woman.


Deku - There has always been something that bugged Pika about the green team, even though green is Pika's favorite color. They just seem to always be sucking up to whoever is in power, like leeches who can't get any on their own. Their tribe is weak and actually makes Pika want to vomit a little. Pika got a secret pleasure in seeing so many of them get idolled. Even though one of them was Captain. :(

Samus - Samus was apparently the next to go on green if they had TC last night. Pika loves that about survivor. One more tribal council and someone can go from pre-merge casualty to gawd knows how far Samus will make it now. Pika thinks she is sitting very safe, on the non-threatening parasite tribe. Pika hopes she at least wants to help the rest of us take out red. Make yourself useful please.

Lucario - Pika admires the lame, if not rather tired schtick. As a fellow Pokemon, Pika is forced to bond and worship this thing. Ick. Pika found out Lucario was in Peachy's group which made Pika both happy and mad. Maybe we can connect that way. But Pika has heard Lucario is just another red lapdog, which makes no sense to Pika. At least Wolf has a reason. Forget chu Lucario.

Wolf - Pika hasn't even spoken to Wolf yet. Pika has no relationship with Wolf whatsoever, and in Pika's eyes, he is a red in green clothing. He got lucky he got put in a group with three people from the same tribe, a group with no duds, on the tribe that ended up lucking into dominance pre-merge. Congrats on the idol sir. Chu will be nominated the first chance Pika or anyone with a brain gets.


Saturn - Pika is resentful that this ragtag group of misfits seem to be sitting so pretty. To have seven of them make the merge of 15 is just disgusting. Pika has no idea how it happened its not like they won that many challenges. We just all overlooked them and thought they were nothing until it was too late. It is Pika's greatest wish to see them ripped to shreds.

Snake - Right away Snake gave off the best impression out of anyone. Here we have a seasoned player, which both amused Pika and made him wary. Pika thought his "secret" relationship with Snake could be his ace in the hole, until Lucas told Pika the exact same thing. <_< Snake is good. And he has an idol. But Pika is onto Snake. In a way Pika would like to see Snake outlast less deserving people.

Fox - Fox is a very solid player too, though Pika just repeats most of the things he says to Snake with Foxxy, except our convos are shorter. Pika sees no real use for Fox in this game. He is good at challenges and sitting in a solid position with a nice big alliance. Pika doesn't want to write anyone off but Fox really needs to go down soon if Pika is to have a chance.

Squirtle - Squirtle was actually the first person to PM Pika at the merge. He dropped his schtick immediately and Pika had such high hopes for him. He even told Pika he was in Peachy's group. It almost sounded too good to be true. Until he started talking about how yellow needs to go first. So apparently Squirtle is still with red even though he was their 5th or 4th wheel at best. Pika also tried to suggest a Pokemon alliance, and all he said was "yup yup." Pika has stopped talking to Squirtle. :rolleyes:

Mr Game and Watch - It is obvious that this guy has personality. And he was upset that Jiggly was booted, because she was apparently in his group. But he has become a sort of cliche of what Pika's relationship with red is. "The yellows are awful for booting Jiggly, how could they? They must pay." Translation: Pika will nod and play along with your vendetta against yellow to keep blue safe, but is secretly working to undermine chu at all angles.

Ness - Ness sent Pika a one line PM. Pika doesn't even like Ness, he is just a Lucas clone even though Pika knows its the other way around. Ness has also won power twice? Ness must die. The fact that he's in that secret group that got idols doesn't help his case. Pika wants that entire group nominated and Ness will likely be a casualty then. Pika can't help but write Ness off.

Wario - Wario issa mystery. Pika hassa notta spoken to Wario yeta. But Pika hearsa Wario was at the bottoma. Ice Climbas said he would flippa. That's all Pika needs to heara. Lucky tub of larda to even make the mergea. He better make the most out of his fortunate assa.
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Lyndis
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Oh my werd, your sweet sweet analysis of the players is probably the most sweet sweet cuntfessional I've read since merge hit. And there have been some hella good ones happening right now, but this one WINS! :pika :pwub

The old tribes color coding <3 The snarky remarks <3 The hate and disdain for Reds <3 ^_^ I love all of it, it's truly epic.

Chu own, PikaGOD! :pwub
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Thank chu! :bwub Pika is trying his best. Pika knows that the pull can be pulled from beneath him if the wrong person wins HoH, so Pika is always trying to prepare for the worst.

Pika was only online once yesterday, Pika hopes it wasn't the wrong decision. Pika wants to give good impressions, but doesn't want to appear too hardcore too early. Pika is glad only two others were online right now, Wolf and Mr G&W.

Mr. G&W is a decent social player, Pika can tell. But Pika doesn't really have much he can offer Pika and vice versa. He is probably going to stick by red because he can and he won't even be a target with them. Pika wants red dead.

Wolf seems to be a nice guy too. Did he copy Jabberwocky's italics schtick? <_< Whatever. Pika likes that we've talked, but it doesn't really change anything. He has an idol and it must be flushed out sooner or later.

So there are two sides brewing, even though on paper everyone is "agreeing" to go after yellow because its easy and simple. But that's not how Pika sees it going down, unless people pussy out last minute.

The anti-red army:
Ice Climbers
Lucas
Pika
Peach
Luigi

The undecided:
Zelda
Samus
Wario

The red whores:
Snake
Fox
Ness
Mr. Game and Watch
Squirtle
Wolf
(Lucario) - Pika is putting him with them based on what Peachy says.

So as chu can see, it is quite precarious for us. :unsure: All the undecided people must swing against red to give us the majority. Otherwise, if we don't act first they will have a clear majority with or without the swings and we will all be screwed. Pika wants to see smart players take action, not lambs led to the slaughter.
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Pika thinks the anti-red resistance sucks at planning and we are most likely gonna fall apart this round, unless one of us gets HoH and makes things easy for everyone. <_<

The red team is organized enough. Their target is Ice Climbers and they've let almost everyone know. That is the only plan for people to latch onto at the moment.

Pika would not be happy with Ice Climbers going. But we're in a delicate situation and Pika doesn't want to be caught playing both sides and scheming against red.

Apparently Wario has told the reds he has been approached for some other plan. :rolleyes: Little tub of lard can't even keep his mouth shut and do the right thing. Clearly he doesn't care how well he does in this game and is playing for sixth at best.

Pika doesn't know how to approach this. If he sits back and does nothing, yellow will get picked off, and red will have ultimate control of the game. But if he's too proactive, it could get out and Pika will become a target. Decisions decisions. :unsure:
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I've been an inactive cunt this weekend and I'm just getting around to merge confessionals, and I have to agree with Lyndis that this is the best one I've read. Your detailed analysis of every tribe and every player was hot hot hot <3.

I wish you the best of luck with your anti-red movement!! Pika knows how much T18 hates Pagongings.
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