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Final Words; outcast twist plz?
Topic Started: Jun 29 2010, 07:34 AM (66 Views)
Mr. Game & Watch
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And he's back like whaaaaat? I thought I should leave some slightly more comprehensive final words. Because overall, I think you all made a terrible decision tonight. I mean, I had so much more to give, so many more makeovers to assault your senses with. I just got a brand new shipment of horse-hair weaves in. Everything was looking up for me and my salon, but of course the first chance you get you have to fall back on your bigotry and prejudices and evict the black man. It's hard getting over something like that. :(


















































The good news is, I'm totally over it! Sixth place in a game like this is nothing to sniff at, unless you've got allergies, and I'm proud of myself. Just like you should all be proud of yourselves for making the final five.

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IT'S A PARTY Y'ALL!

Peach, we had our difference but you'll always be my sistah and I want you to do the Afros proud. And we totally have to recommence talks about the Peach's Pussy theme park as soon as we see each other again, because we stand to make billions.

Pikachu, I've had my eye on you for a while and think you may be perfect to look after my now-abandoned salon. Just do your thing you do, scurry around and shoo out the pigeons and make sure none of them fly into my hair dryers and burst into flames again.

Samus, it was great getting to know you intimately but the late-night calls have got to stop. Mrs. Game & Watch is getting suspicious. I know that after your first time going black you start to get... the cravings but I can't be your willing sex slave any longer. I hope you understand. After all, that was a lot of words, and all in a row too.

Mrs. Game & Watch, aka Snake, I hope you look after yourself and my baby as it grows inside you. Just keep taking all the vitamins and get lots of rest, and don't worry baby, you don't look fat at all. You look beautiful. I'd say you're glowing.

Zelda, I'm sorry I voted you into the arena so many times. It's just... and I could never say this to you before, but... you have this weird smell about you like sour milk and frankly I'm glad to be away from it, it was jank. But the important thing is, now someone's told you about it.

And finally, Jigglypuff, you know I believe in you gurl above all others. You have what it takes to win, and you will do it. I know it, you know it, the hosts know it, I mean let's just call this thing a day right now and cut her the check.

And one last thing to all of you - if you could all try to be a little more entertaining in these last few rounds, that would be great. You've all made it so far, you should be celebrating, while simultaneously mourning the loss of me and leaving tributes in my honor. So get right on that, please. :gw
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Why is no-one fulfilling my request? I can't believe even Peach has stopped posting in public entirely. I think you can pinpoint the exact moment this game started to suck as the point where I was voted out. God I'm so bored.

I do however feel like I'm making the jury house more interesting, so that's some consolation. I really must start the jury house makeover thread. And go back to my CIH updates, because there's really no reason to stop hating cunts just because I've been voted out.
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