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Snake LOVE Thread; SGJW <3
Topic Started: Jul 4 2010, 01:34 PM (169 Views)
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I might constantly fail to get round to doing all the other things I say I'm going to do here, but one thing I will not fail at is creating a last-minute love thread for the player I loved like no other in this game...

SNAKE BOXINGTON THE THIRD, ESQUIRE

And I love that he's done little things in his own special Snakey way to make it clear how special our time was together in this game. Like changing his signature to mourn the Solid Game. Just Watch B) alliance. Or his amazing final words which totally validated everything I said I felt about him when I arrived on the jury, and showed up the jealous cunty bitches like Fox (and even Ness lolwtf :lol: ) thinking they had made a deeper connection with Snake than I had as the idiots they so clearly are. I'm going to walk down memory lane again by re-living those amazing words he said to me:

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I don't care what else has been said in these Fallen Comrades. OVERALL, you were MY closest ally in this game. There might have been moments when I was incredibly tight with Fox, Ness, Wolf, Lucario, Samus, Zelda, etc, but overall you were my number one.

The round you left was the most devastating boot in the game. We connected so well, and I still hate that my final pm to you never got sent.

You're an ally one could only dream about.

SOLID GAME. JUST WATCH  :rwub 


:( :( :( I loved you too Snake, so so much. I fully recognise I was playing for you to win with many of the moves I made, and I'm totally comfortable with that because there would be no winner better than you in this entire game. You were amazing from start to finish, you would absolutely murder anyone against you in the F2, and that is exactly why I feel I need to make this love thread right the fuck now - because I want to make it while you're still in the game. :(

But maybe just focusing all my love and adoration for Snake into this thread will somehow give Snake that boost he needs to fight through the challenges and make it to the end. I'll be sleeping when the F2 is decided but I'm going to bed hoping and praying to gods I don't believe in that he can pull it off. Snake's pulled off some amazing things here, so he's certainly got it in him.

Go get 'em, Mrs. Game & Watch :rwub :rwub :rwub :rwub :rwub
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And now for what I believe to be the customary 'increasingly pornographic pictures of my ally' section of this love thread.

I'll start off tame with this, omg so c00t:

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Snake's hair looks amazing here, and as a stylist I respect this so much.
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Now time to kick it old-skool.

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It's 80s bad sci-fi porn star-looking Snake! The tag line would be like, 'He carries a big gun. And he knows how to use it.'

Also I have no idea what is going on around Snake's crotch in this picture. It looks like it's been censored with some sort of bipedal robot. Oh that crazy Snake, what will he get up to next?
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This is possibly just the best thing ever and I feel it needs no more words.

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But before I make the real push towards searching for stuff that will undoubtedly be very disturbing, some bad Snake cosplay! There is just nothing more glorious than bad cosplay, it makes even the saddest clown feel better about himself.

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Okay so this one isn't even really that bad. In fact that kid might be cute once he grows beyond the foetal stages. But really, shouldn't he be on a toilet? It's uncouth to just squat in public like that, and Snake is anything but uncouth. <_<
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Wut. :blink:

I told you this would start getting disturbing.
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That hat is the must-have fashion accessory of Autumn 2010. Book it. I want one so much. :gwub

And I'm hoping this picture acts as a symbol for Snake's soon-to-be surprise win in the F3 immunity challenge. He is really a crocodile in Snake's clothing, AND YOU GON' GET BIT. Did that make sense? idk I don't play Metal Gear, ew. Stealth, gross.
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Oh no. :(

I mean, we all know Yoshi only travelled to LA hoping to become an actor and hit the big time. But when times grow tough and you just keep getting knocked back in the auditions, a few fumblings on the casting couch quickly lead to your first solo work, which leads to your first male/male dinosaur partnership, until it all snowballs and suddenly you're choking down Falcon's PAWNCH while getting Snaked hard from the back on film. And all while a crowd of loveable gaming icons watches. It's a tale as old as time itself, but I always hoped it would never happen to Yoshi. :(

But judging by Snake's perkiness he clearly works out. :rwub
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So rumour has it this is Snake naked, captured on camera. I can only imagine what he's packing in the black hole where his genitals should be. <3
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Well thanks for fucking up the margins, naked Snake. :rolleyes:

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What the hell is that thing asking for his autograph supposed to be? Oh well, I just like the picture. ^_^ Crazy Snake <3
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Wow. Geeks really have too much time on their hands. <_<

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! :angry:
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And one more post before I go to bed in support of the one, the only, the absolutely incomparable Snake. :rwub :rwub :rwub


























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Ugh, stupid Independence Day. I forgot there was no round today and came here expecting to discover who made it to the F2. But more importantly, it robbed me of more True Blood. :angry:

But at least I get to sneak a little more Snake love in before the final three becomes two. And I see that this thread has had 80s porn Snake snatched away from it. Well I won't let these anti-hotlinking nerds get the best of me dammit.

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There, suck it nerds.
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Lookit, more embarrassing fashion blunders from 80s Snake!

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He looks like Guile from Street Figher's douchey cousin. Clearly he's come a long way with his fashion sense. :rwub
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Aww, bless. :rwub :rwub :rwub :rwub :rwub
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