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Topic Started: Jul 20 2010, 02:59 AM (17,605 Views)
StarKeep
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Neener Neener Neener
TheSamuraiElf
Nov 7 2011, 09:34 PM
With the exception of one brilliant, handsome piece of man known as TheSamuraiElf.
No, your still one of us Elf. Denying it is futile.
 
Unfie
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
I stand by my previous statement. We're all nerds.

=''(

Anyway, I should have welcomed the newcomers. Welcome gaiz.
Edited by Unfie, Nov 8 2011, 07:22 AM.
 
nlbarrie
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Velitie
Nov 3 2011, 03:25 PM
Hi, my name is Zach, or Velitie, or Vel, or whatever other name you wish to call me. I've been a fan of Toegoff for a long time but I've never been a part of the community, so I thought it was about time that I got around to changing that. So... yeah... share about myself... I like... kiwis... and curtains.
Welcome :D
But, the question is: What type of kiwis do you like? (the green or yellow(goloden) fruit, people or animals) ;)
Edited by nlbarrie, Nov 8 2011, 07:31 AM.
 
Velitie
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nlbarrie
Nov 8 2011, 07:29 AM
Velitie
Nov 3 2011, 03:25 PM
Hi, my name is Zach, or Velitie, or Vel, or whatever other name you wish to call me. I've been a fan of Toegoff for a long time but I've never been a part of the community, so I thought it was about time that I got around to changing that. So... yeah... share about myself... I like... kiwis... and curtains.
Welcome :D
But, the question is: What type of kiwis do you like? (the green or yellow(goloden) fruit, people or animals) ;)
I don't discriminate between kiwis, they're all equal in my mind. B)
Edited by Velitie, Nov 8 2011, 08:33 AM.
 
nlbarrie
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Good to know :P
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
I don't like kiwis :(

Bananas are better ! :P
 
thewryness
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Chicka Bow!
Tiennou
Nov 10 2011, 04:36 AM
I don't like kiwis :(

Bananas are better ! :P
Please stop derailing this thread, guys! :unsure:
 
nlbarrie
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thewryness
Nov 10 2011, 08:03 AM
Tiennou
Nov 10 2011, 04:36 AM
I don't like kiwis :(

Bananas are better ! :P
Please stop derailing this thread, guys! :unsure:
I agree with both of you :D
 
McSorley23
Mist Could Not Pass
Hi there folks!

Just wanted to drop a quick hello on here before I get right in to exploring these forums. I'm Ross from Scotland, big fan of games and of the Toegoff LPing saga! Pretty sure I found LPing by accident, having never heard of it I somehow stumbled upon Toegoff's channel, think it was Dragon Age but my memory is utterly terrible and since then I have basked in the glory of Toegoff.. or something..

Anyway, Hi folks, looking forward to meeting you all and whatnot.
 
TheSamuraiElf
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MacShomhairle
Nov 22 2011, 07:58 PM
Hi there folks!

Just wanted to drop a quick hello on here before I get right in to exploring these forums. I'm Ross from Scotland, big fan of games and of the Toegoff LPing saga! Pretty sure I found LPing by accident, having never heard of it I somehow stumbled upon Toegoff's channel, think it was Dragon Age but my memory is utterly terrible and since then I have basked in the glory of Toegoff.. or something..

Anyway, Hi folks, looking forward to meeting you all and whatnot.
Hello there :)
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
I could do an enormous welcoming satire, which would have unfortunately been a tad creepy. You don't know it yet, but in these dying lands which are Earth, I am the creepiest creature that lives.
My race was not all that important, we were few in numbers and most of us were ignored. This doesn't look like a problem, but trust me, our men and women there were fading away and our whole race has just as well followed. We were an omnivorous race called the Creeps. We lived in the best place that anyone could think of, full of food and gorgeous sceneries. But people there neglected us and deprived us from our most vital need - friendship. Without it, our lands became infested with diseases and plants and animals started to die. Even individuals of our race got ill. I can remember all those people dying before my eyes, with me and my fellows who could not do nothing to help them, except holding their hand while their soul was dragged away. It led us to barbarous acts, simply for survival. Some tribes sometimes needed to sacrifice one of them for the sake of the entire colony, it was, in the least, to keep busy a giant beast so the others could run away from it or, in the worst case, cannibalism to feed the starved ones. Lots of wars were declared between tribes, in quest of food and other supplies that could stop their entire men and women to die from starvation and cold.
The Wise One of my tribe taught me long ago why we were so hated and overlooked. The Human race doesn't understand us, our customs and arts are bestial to them or even dangerous. We do bad humorous acts, we pull people's leg, we laugh at them, always for the sake of laughters and never for the sake of evil. Although, those which are no threat to us seem to be highly controversial to your race. We tried to respect this, as a hope of mutual understanding and peace. We however couldn't deny our roots, what our wisest people taught us and most of all, we could not ignore our God's wishes. The Mighty One gave us life, smiles, food, among a lot more, we owed everything to Trolo Lô and did what we had to do to worship Him the rightful way.

Luckily, I am not one of those neglected lamb. I ran away from the wars, the hunger and the nightmares to find a better place where I could finally enjoy life as a gift and not as a punishment. I traveled a lot, discovered many people, learnt many things, but found nowhere to appease my traumatized mind. So I kept traveling, further and further, until I found where I believe Trolo Lô sent me. I found these peaceful Toegoffian lands, ruled by a handful of rightful people. I met a lot of kind people, a few beautiful women and a new life. My race is long gone by now, I am all alone but don't feel lonely. If I had found these lands years ago, my people might have survived as well, but I thank Trolo Lô everyday for keeping me alive and, now, safe.
I don't know why, or how, but the people here don't blame my customs, some of them laugh with me, others smile and the last ones stay quiet and respect. Long before I came here, they created a place to spam, it made me wonder if travelers of my species visited these lands before me. Perhaps, they created this spam as a sign of peace or respect for our believes. I do not know. But I go to this place often, very often, to pay tribute to my people so their history doesn't fade away into oblivion.
There are some fights here and there, but most of the time they have no consequences and don't disturbe the well-being of the folks. And when they do, we all mourn for the lost ones of the fights and stay united.

So, remember, this ain't no heaven, but it is my haven. I hope you will feel at home as much as I do. Welcome.




PS : I almost forget. DO NOT RAPE THE BABIES ! That is mah job !
 
Velitie
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Neener Neener Neener
Well first of all, HAI!!! *ahem* Now that that's out of the way I would like to apologize for the Frenchman who commented above me, just ignore him... and Dave.

P.S. Don't be threatened by the Frenchman, feel free to rape as many babies as you wish. This is a free and plentiful land.
Edited by Velitie, Nov 22 2011, 09:25 PM.
 
TheSamuraiElf
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Woof Woof Woofies!
Dave is a cool dude....... once you learn to either love or hate the dubstep that is.
 
McSorley23
Mist Could Not Pass
The raping of babies I shall leave to the Gaul as that is a somewhat morally questionable activity.. thank you one and all for the welcome, I am moved and touched. I hope that Trolo Lô shall cast his mighty gaze over us all in these most trying of times. I raise my voice in hymn to the Mighty One:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


This seems like a cool place. Any suggestions folks about where I should begin this journey of mine in to the land of the Toegoffians?
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
Spam thread. Definitely the spam thread.

You should check out the streaming thread too, I just left Sam all alone and he has no viewer now :(
 
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