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Topic Started: Jul 20 2010, 02:59 AM (17,603 Views)
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Velitie
Dec 4 2011, 05:54 PM
Welcome to the community, first I'd like to set down a few ground rules.

1. Ignore Dave and the Frenchman
2. don't be mean to people who don't deserve it... that being said most people here are horrible human beings, so feel free to say whatever you like
3. Do NOT rape the babies. Tien has the proverbial "dibs" on all babies.
4. Read the actual rules found here - http://s7.zetaboards.com/toegoff/boardrules/

Now that that's out of the way I should mention something else, soon two groups will proposition you. The Unfists and the Cult of Cormac. They will try to twist your heart to either love or hate ponies, say no to both of them. The Cult of Cormac will drive your mind to the brink of insanity, forcing you to obsess over ponies. Their goal is to take control of the world through cuteness. The Unfists are the arch-nemesis of the Cult, they want to eradicate ponies from the face of the earth. Both of these options are unacceptable. Using ponies as a weapon for world domination is just wrong and life wouldn't be worth living without ponies so please, avoid the groups at all costs.

You have been warned.
Actually... Cult of Cormac is simply a cult created by Cormac (duh!) to bring "Peace" to the forums. The people in the cult are not supposed to bash and be mean to people as much (even though they still are). Unfists are actually against Bronies....
 
Unfie
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
Hai goastbawx. Welcome. Post stuff. Have fun. Read rules.

A detailed and informing welcome in nine words. >=D
 
Velitie
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Neener Neener Neener
I know that the cult was formed by Cormac, I was simply making a small joke, blurring the lines of truth slightly.










I apologize.
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
Your humor makes me think of a friend of mine's humor.
He makes funny jokes, except they're not funny.





























I'm kidding. I have no friends whatsoever.
 
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Tiennou
Dec 5 2011, 10:03 PM
Your humor makes me think of a friend of mine's humor.
He makes funny jokes, except they're not funny.





























I'm kidding. I have no friends whatsoever.
Phew. For a second there, I thought the world was going to shit. Also I think *JOIN THE UNFISTS* GhostBox is going to have a great *JOIN THE UNFISTS* time here :)
 
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Sinovera
Dec 4 2011, 07:13 PM
GhostBox
Dec 4 2011, 04:49 PM
GhostBox is my Livestream username
Oh, so that's where I know you from. When I saw your name on the Newest Member thing I stared at it for a while wondering where the fuck I knew that name from. I also had a dream about your name prior to that so it freaked me out even more that I knew your name from somewhere. Yeah... stranger having a dream about your name... I'm a creep, I know. The dream itself wasn't creepy though, in it I was searching for your name on a website. And I vividly remember typing in your name.

Well... after that strange hello, I formally welcome you to the forums! :D
Thanks, Sin ^^'

Sorry for late reply, need to check back more often <.<"
 
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Well this is late... Hey! I'm slivershell. Thought I should introduce myself to the community. I like reading, playing video games and watching anime. It takes time for me to find something decent to read, play and watch. I'm very picky. Sometimes, I babysit my 1 year old nephew who's name is Darien. My sister was going to put a tuxedo on him but I managed to stop her. I would have been cracking jokes for forever, maybe given him a rose to throw :D . I have few friends because I rarely like people. Hmmm....

I try to be funny, but my jokes are more in-the-moment kind. I just graduated with two degrees, General Chemistry and Forensic Chemistry (didn't have to do extra work). I hope to go back to school for computer programming though. Had my realization quite late.
 
Sinovera
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Administrator

Better late than never :P Welcome officially!
 
Pong
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Hey, i don't belive i have posted on this thread yet.

Hi, my name is Pontus. I live in sweden, i like playing games, picking fight's with moderators and fixing cars.
Now i don't know what to say, oh im doro1900 on youtube, and doro1900/Pongoff on the livestream chat.

Edit: Ghostbox since your from norway i hope you fall and get hurt. =P J/K
Edited by Pong, Jan 12 2012, 10:01 AM.
 
emmalong
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hi ! so i made account with toegoff forum after watching his drunk lp yesterday
here are some information about me you can read more on my profile , my name is emma long (duhh) , 19 year old and live in GREAT BRITAIN
i hope you accept me in to your community , thank you :)
 
Unfie
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Entrance into forum denied. Leave.




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ReptilePZ
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What if her browser for some reason isn't able to display that picture, Unfie? How would you feel then? :P
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
Also we would lose a woman potentially fertile.
 
ReptilePZ
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
Right, because that which you've said wouldn't freak her out at all...
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
Ooor she might laugh and say "Oh man, you're so funny". And I would be like "yeah I know, thanks".


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