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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 19 2010, 10:33 PM (2,432 Views) | |
| Toegoff | Oct 19 2010, 10:33 PM Post #1 |
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So this girl grabbed my junk and I was all like what? And she said, I got junk in mah trunk. And I was like I'm drunk And she said, "it's ok, your a hunk" I'm like "in the pool i'll give you a dunk" and she's like "or we can go in a cave and spelunk" and i'm like "nah, I'm in a bad funk" should I report her to police? |
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| Carnedge | Oct 19 2010, 10:35 PM Post #2 |
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Neener Neener Neener
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OMG NO SHE CULD BE NIEC AND STUF UNLES U HAT HER THAN BEET HER UP CUZ THATS SEX ABUZE. K. OH AND GAY GIRLS SHULD BE ABL TU PST HUR TOO SOO YEAH. |
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| iPwnies | Oct 19 2010, 10:36 PM Post #3 |
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| Carnedge | Oct 19 2010, 10:37 PM Post #4 |
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Neener Neener Neener
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I lol'd. Fist pumps. Carny out. |
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| bobtherocket | Oct 19 2010, 11:01 PM Post #5 |
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Toegoff, I am truly concerned. This is a serious issue that can lead to a very bad place for you. I know it may seem logical to go to your local police, your parents, or to your HR department at work. You did the right thing by disregarding those feelings and coming here. Society, especially this one based around "rape culture" will tell you that having your junk grabbed is a compliment. It is not. It is a heinous action to belittle us men across the world. You were right to come to us, your brothers, with this issue, as the authorities would completely brush this off, and label you a man-bitch. You're in a safe place, Toegoff, and we're here for you. Many people would not hear the cries for help in your original post, but they are just trolls. This woman is a crook. She not only grabbed your Toe-junk, but tried to seduce you by informing you she has a large butt. This shows the stereotyping men must deal with every day. I blame Sir Mixalot for this, but that's another post. She continued to call you a "hunk", which not many people associate with the original phrase "hunk of meat". That's all she saw you as. A hunk of meat by-product. Much like a hotdog. You did the right thing by suggesting she take a dip in the pool to cool her hot head, but it was countered by her offer to "spelunk" in a "cave". This is obviously a reference to anal sex. Remember the aforementioned junk in trunk? You have to look underneath the underneath. It appears that you were able to dodge her after telling her you were in a funk, and I'm glad. You shouldn't lose your Toe-innocence this early. Keep us up-to-date, our brave and dear Toegoff. Stand strong and true. |
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| AndMyAxe414 | Oct 19 2010, 11:26 PM Post #6 |
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Chicka Bow!
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I think this is actually more of a matter for Federal Intelligence. |
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| Toegoff | Oct 19 2010, 11:26 PM Post #7 |
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*cries* Thank you bob... I ... my heart throbs These women are nothing but slob Of my anal virginity they try to rob Btw, the eagles kick ass with kevin Kolb And the chiefs such... oh my god! |
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| aphexsam | Oct 20 2010, 01:49 AM Post #8 |
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Woof Woof Woofies!
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I don't understand this at all. what am I missing, what's this a parody of? Edit- Oh right miss gamer kittys topic. Edit Edit- It's weird how that happens right, at first I'm unsure as to what this is but then once I realise I want to join in on the fun, we need a transgender thread now...Ooooh *giggles* |
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| TheMonty646 | Oct 20 2010, 02:58 PM Post #9 |
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Chicka Bow!
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This happened to me as well. Except by a man. |
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| virr999 | Oct 20 2010, 06:34 PM Post #10 |
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Ok, obviously your making fun of Kitty and its all a LIE. And im a gurl, so wut? R U gonna ban me, like wut happened to Kitty and Cormac? |
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| Carnedge | Oct 20 2010, 07:25 PM Post #11 |
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1.) It's all in good fun, if it offends you leave. 2.) As far as I know, Kitty wasn't banned and Cormac took a break. 3.) Off topic but 'gurl', 'R U', and 'so wut' annoys me so much. |
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| Apothek | Oct 20 2010, 07:43 PM Post #12 |
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Chicka Bow!
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I thought you said a girl grabbed your juice for a solid five seconds and was going to post "THAT BITCH!" I digress...
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| AndMyAxe414 | Oct 20 2010, 08:01 PM Post #13 |
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Chicka Bow!
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bobtherocket? |
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| virr999 | Oct 21 2010, 04:31 PM Post #14 |
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Mist Could Not Pass
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| Sinovera | Oct 21 2010, 04:37 PM Post #15 |
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Why are you back? I thought we weren't to ever hear from you again. I thought I'd let you leave with what semblance of dignity you delude yourself into thinking you have... but I guess not. |
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