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Most funny/weird/offensive pick-up line you know
Topic Started: Apr 9 2011, 08:51 AM (924 Views)
iPwnies
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"Do you like water? yes? well then you'll like 70% of me"

"Do you like my shirt? It's made out of boyfriend material"

"Is your daddy a beaver? because DAAAYUUUM"

"I put the std in stud and all I need is u"

 
Unfie
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
 
gamewatcher50
Neener Neener Neener
"Did it hurt when you fell here? Cause I think heaven is missing an angle."
 
thewryness
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Chicka Bow!
Hi there,

Don't know if this works as a pick-up line, but I thought it would work.

Mae West said it best: 'A hard man is good to find.' I guess it would be more of a compliment than a line. Have a great day. :)
 
rangergxi
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"Wanna have alot of unprotected sexual intercourse"
 
iTomes
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"Hey good lookin, how much is it??"
 
Reishadows
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Neener Neener Neener
"Baby will can go camping, and I'll let you pitch my tent."

"Did you know you are all I need for my fantasy. I have honey, whipped, cream, strawberries, cherries, chocolate, some nuts and a banana.......so sunday?"
 
Icee77
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
gamewatcher50
Apr 9 2011, 11:05 AM
"Did it hurt when you fell here? Cause I think heaven is missing an angle."

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Angles>Angels
After all, how useful are angels anyway?
 
thewryness
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Chicka Bow!
Okay, that last post reminded me of the following:

If you've got the curves, baby, I've got the angles! Going back a few decades, but for its time, flawless!
Have a great evening.
 
Auletes
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"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place, and spread the word."
 
princechiv
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Woof Woof Woofies!
"If you show me your Chicka, i'll give you some boaw."
* :P Terrible, i know*
 
dajel
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"Grab your coat.... you've pulled"

"were you staring at me or was it me who just couldn't take my eye's off've you?"
 
ReptilePZ
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
BEST PICK-UP LINES EVER
 
Juanxj9
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I Just Got Nommed
"I wish you were cereal, so i could give you my milk"

Yeah, im never using that one
 
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