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| Most funny/weird/offensive pick-up line you know | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 9 2011, 08:51 AM (924 Views) | |
| iPwnies | Apr 9 2011, 08:51 AM Post #1 |
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"Do you like water? yes? well then you'll like 70% of me" "Do you like my shirt? It's made out of boyfriend material" "Is your daddy a beaver? because DAAAYUUUM" "I put the std in stud and all I need is u" |
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| Unfie | Apr 9 2011, 09:28 AM Post #2 |
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
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"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice." |
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| gamewatcher50 | Apr 9 2011, 11:05 AM Post #3 |
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Neener Neener Neener
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"Did it hurt when you fell here? Cause I think heaven is missing an angle." |
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| thewryness | Apr 9 2011, 01:46 PM Post #4 |
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Chicka Bow!
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Hi there, Don't know if this works as a pick-up line, but I thought it would work. Mae West said it best: 'A hard man is good to find.' I guess it would be more of a compliment than a line. Have a great day.
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| rangergxi | Apr 9 2011, 02:07 PM Post #5 |
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
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"Wanna have alot of unprotected sexual intercourse" |
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| iTomes | Apr 9 2011, 02:18 PM Post #6 |
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Mist Could Not Pass
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"Hey good lookin, how much is it??" |
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| Reishadows | Apr 9 2011, 09:58 PM Post #7 |
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Neener Neener Neener
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"Baby will can go camping, and I'll let you pitch my tent." "Did you know you are all I need for my fantasy. I have honey, whipped, cream, strawberries, cherries, chocolate, some nuts and a banana.......so sunday?" |
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| Icee77 | Apr 11 2011, 03:58 PM Post #8 |
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
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![]() Angles>Angels After all, how useful are angels anyway? |
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| thewryness | Apr 11 2011, 05:27 PM Post #9 |
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Chicka Bow!
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Okay, that last post reminded me of the following: If you've got the curves, baby, I've got the angles! Going back a few decades, but for its time, flawless! Have a great evening. |
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| Auletes | Apr 15 2011, 05:48 PM Post #10 |
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Mist Could Not Pass
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"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place, and spread the word." |
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| princechiv | Apr 15 2011, 05:54 PM Post #11 |
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Woof Woof Woofies!
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"If you show me your Chicka, i'll give you some boaw." * Terrible, i know*
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| dajel | Apr 17 2011, 06:36 PM Post #12 |
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Mist Could Not Pass
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"Grab your coat.... you've pulled" "were you staring at me or was it me who just couldn't take my eye's off've you?" |
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| ReptilePZ | Apr 28 2011, 11:10 AM Post #13 |
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
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BEST PICK-UP LINES EVER |
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| Juanxj9 | Apr 29 2011, 08:56 PM Post #14 |
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I Just Got Nommed
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"I wish you were cereal, so i could give you my milk" Yeah, im never using that one |
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