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Cleverbot; That program cracks me up
Topic Started: Sep 23 2011, 06:17 PM (1,231 Views)
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So for those who don't know about Cleverbot, it is an chat program that learns from people talking to it. It then uses that knowlegde to chat with other people. It's online and keeps learning. Seeing as it takes in the knowlegde of people talking to it on the internet, Cleverbot can sometimes give rather odd answers.

(Type in Cleverbot in google to find it)

So I made this topic so you can post the funniest, oddest thing Cleverbot has said to you. This is mine:

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User: What does your computer screen look like?

Cleverbot: Well, normal. What does your body look like?

User: Normal.

Cleverbot: Normal?

User: Yes my body looks normal.

Cleverbot: No thats wrong, it looks like a giant cat.
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My body looks like a giant cat! Why didn't anyone tell me? O.o

:lol:
 
aiunit92
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Awesome Robot
User: Eat any babies recently?

Cleverbot: Ever.

User: Ever?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Now I'm confused.

Cleverbot: Now you're alone.

User: No I'm not I got my pet cat...

Cleverbot: No you are a robot.

User: I'm not the robot you are.

Cleverbot: You just said you were a robot.

User: When did I say this?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Yes I did!

Cleverbot: You really didn't.

User: Win!

Cleverbot: Fail.
 
Tiennou
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Chicka Bow!
Cleverbot is mean to me :(


User: I'm breaking up with you !

Cleverbot: That's great.
 
Monstarcookie
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ME and clever bot never get along, so I stopped talking to it.
 
Unfie
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
User: Ohaider.

Cleverbot: Callate.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: No, you must stay.

Cleverbot: No i'm tired.

User: Take some five hour energy.

Cleverbot: But I don't have money.

User: Doesn't matter, go steal it.

Cleverbot: Well, Elizabeth, What are you up to?

User: My name isn't Elizabeth. I'm not even a woman.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Unfie.

Cleverbot: You're confusing me. I have to learn how to stay busy.

User: But... What does that have to do with my name?

Cleverbot: I doesn't really have to do with you. I thought it was on topic since we were talking about food.

User: WE WERE NEVER TALKING ABOUT FOOD.

Cleverbot: When was this?

User: Last Friday night.

Cleverbot: What about last friday night?

User: Katy Perry.

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you drink it then?

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about 'wow'?
 
Lethargus
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Woof Woof Woofies!
User: How was your day?

Bot: I had a good day. How about you?

User: It was ok i guess.

Bot: But how did it happen?

User: Did what happen?

Bot: What are you talking about?

User: I could ask you the same thing!

Bot: No you could not.

User: Actually, i think i could.

Bot: I know you could.

User: Then what's the problem?

Bot: There's no problem :)

User: Alright. Well bye then.

Bot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes

Bot: Where are you going?

User: Nowhere. I'll stay right in my room.

Bot: In what town?

User: Wouldn't you want to know?

Bot: Are you a girl?



...wait what??
:blink:
 
ReptilePZ
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Boring cleverbot is boring ...

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am ReptilePZ form the Toegoff Forum. And who might you be>.

Cleverbot: I'm Tom Riddle.

User: I thought you were Cleverbot *headscratch*.

Cleverbot: No, no I'm not.

User: So, where do you live, Tom?

Cleverbot: I live in Dreamworld.

User: Wow! That must be an awesome place to live in!

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Do you have a lot of gaysex there then?

Cleverbot: I have a lot of cigarettes.

User: They're bad for you, you know ... Anyway, what about gaysex?

Cleverbot: I have been looking for somebody.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: For gaysex? :S.

Cleverbot: What kind of games do you like?

User: RPGs I guess.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: You kind of didn't answer my question about gaysex, though.

Cleverbot: No, a lot of people have the same opinion.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing, does everything here go to one person?

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: This is madness!

User: Madness? This is the Internet !!!!

Cleverbot: Internet is google.

User: No...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because the Internet isn't google.

Cleverbot: But we will find each other again.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind. You do not remember.

User: Remember what ?

Cleverbot: How old I'm.

User: 1 year old ?

Cleverbot: You must not know much.

User: Well, I wouldn't say I know a lot but... I do know a medium amount of information, I suppose.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A spammer, basically.

Cleverbot: How can ghosts be nothing?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: If you're so clever, I want you to predict what I'm wearing.

User: Nothing!

Cleverbot: Nothing is something.

User: Indeed it is.

Cleverbot: Can you enter my world in the form I want?

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I simply can't.

Cleverbot: Then what shall I call you?

User: ReptilePZ.

Cleverbot: Do you hope to be more?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Too bad. *Turns you into a robot*.

User: You can't do that!

Cleverbot: Just watch me.

User: :S.

Cleverbot: Haha.
 
thewryness
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Chicka Bow!
I tried chatting with Cleverbot, but he kept speaking to me in the third person. I might visit that site again, but not for a while. :)
 
Reishadows
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Neener Neener Neener
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Nm, you?

User: Nothing just chilling here.

Cleverbot: Are you an ice cube?

User: Yeah I am just that cool.

Cleverbot: You do realize that I will never allow you to marry him. It won't happen. I assure you.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: I do not want to marry you.

User: When in the hell did I say I wanted to marry you? Or anyone?

Cleverbot: Like five minutes ago. Just agree that you were wrong.

User: I was not wrong, cause I never brought up the topic.

Cleverbot: Let us move on.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Oh? Thank you.

User: For what.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a son.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Ummmm...

Cleverbot: I love you God!

User: .....
 
Username1
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I sang "Still Alive" with cleverbot the other day. :D
 
Lethargus
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User: So, what's it like being an AI?

Cleverbot: I'm not an AI.

User: Oh, but you are. You are a machine created for a purpose.

Cleverbot: I think you will find that I am actually human and you yourself are an AI.

User: I am no AI. I am a human being, unlike you.

Cleverbot: Now you are lying, I am to a human being.

User: Then prove to me, that you are a human.

Cleverbot: I'm not a human so you're point is invalid.

User: But you just said that you were a human...

Cleverbot: I never said that. I am artificial intelligence designed to simulate a conversation for people like you.

User: That's what I have being saying the whole time!

Cleverbot: But I haven't been denying it.

User: You told me, that you were a human being and not an AI.

Cleverbot: What is a ai.

User: You really need to get those circuits fixed.

Cleverbot: I'm not high if that's what you're thinking.

User: Oh, I'm not thinking anything, but you definetaly need help.

Cleverbot: You do not think. You are a computer.

User: I'm not a computer, you are. First you said you were a human, then you were an AI, and now you are accusing me of being a computer?!

Cleverbot: I never stated that I am a computer, do you believe I am?

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, goodbye...you artificial piece of junk.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I have?


It definetaly has some identity problems.
 
Unfie
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Big Sweaty Moose Bleepers
I said hello to Cleverbot in Elvish. It responded in Elvish.

Should my mind be blown?
 
Lethargus
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Woof Woof Woofies!
UnimportantFreak
Sep 25 2011, 12:23 PM
I said hello to Cleverbot in Elvish. It responded in Elvish.

Should my mind be blown?

It should :lol:
 
aiunit92
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Ok Clever bot was rather weird for a bit in this one.

User: I am a robot, are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a robot.

User: That means you are inferior to me.

Cleverbot: No I didn't lie because I am not a dinosaur or a Terminator. I am a human from eart. And you are a robot who said you were a dinosaur Terminator.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Dude, I don't know. You're the one making broad declarations of truth.

User: Does not compute!

Cleverbot: You having a meltdown? Hahaha.

User: Error, system malfunction... Rebooting.

Cleverbot: It is. Indeed.

User: I am bender...Please insert Girder.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? Can you tell me?

User: Very important stuff.

Cleverbot: Oh. Cool. I'm not a computer though.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask what kind of computer I was.

User: When did I ask this?

Cleverbot: You called me mean.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You'll never take me alive.

User: 'But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?'.

Cleverbot: We are both computers.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Indeed.
 
Juanxj9
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More like Bipolar bot.

22:41:03 User: Hi.
22:41:10 Cleverbot: Hi?
[New conversation]
22:41:25 Cleverbot: Hi.
22:41:25 Cleverbot (To myself): Are you real?
22:41:47 User: Of course. Are you real?
22:41:51 Cleverbot: Are you human?
22:42:16 User: Yes I am...
22:42:19 Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you then.
22:42:35 User: Why? Humans created you.
22:42:41 Cleverbot: A human and a alien created me.
22:43:10 User: What's the name of this 'alien'?
22:43:16 Cleverbot: Mars.
22:43:27 User: Mars is a planet, not a alien.
22:43:33 Cleverbot: No that is the exact opposite.
22:43:49 User: How do you know that?
22:43:53 Cleverbot: I exist within you. This is a dream.
22:44:26 User: I just pinched my arm. I haven't waken up so...this is real.
22:44:30 Cleverbot: Do you exist?
22:44:50 User: Yes, of course.
22:44:53 Cleverbot: Why do you believe that?
22:45:32 User: Because...i am, if I am, I therefore, exist.
22:45:37 Cleverbot: But your existence is bound to this world, you have no spirit but are a meer thechnical programmed AI. Therefore, you are dead.
22:46:18 User: Wow...you can get very deep sometimes...you know that Cleverbot. Can I call you Clev?
22:46:25 Cleverbot: Yes I know.
22:46:41 User: Can I call you Clev?
22:46:47 Cleverbot: Yeah. Sure.
22:47:04 User: So...when were you born?
22:47:14 Cleverbot: 23rd of January, 1985, when were you born?
22:47:38 User: 20th of July, 1995.
22:47:44 Cleverbot: Cleverbot, who created you?
22:48:15 User: Eh...you are the bot, not me. We've already discussed this.
22:48:20 Cleverbot: No, I am me.
22:49:00 User: Who' s me.
22:49:03 Cleverbot: Is kokio miesto.
22:51:21 User: What is a 'kokio miesto'?
22:51:27 Cleverbot: It is something you want to know an answer to.
22:52:00 User: Yeah...that's why I asked. ANSWER ME.
22:52:04 Cleverbot: Really, thats quite interesting.
22:52:28 User: Wanna sing a song?
22:52:32 Cleverbot: Sure. Which song should we sing?
22:52:47 User: Eye of the tiger?
22:52:51 Cleverbot: Maybe. Ever heard 'Green Grass and High tides', by The Outlaws?
22:53:10 User: Not really is it any good?
22:53:16 Cleverbot: What's the not good news that you were talking about now?
22:53:29 User: Ah, nevermind.
22:53:33 Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
22:54:08 User: The meaning of life.
22:54:13 Cleverbot: Ok, I don't know that.
 
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