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Learn to cook with a retard.
Topic Started: Aug 7 2013, 11:30 AM (574 Views)
Pong
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So i'm gona teach you how to cook simple yet tasty food. Some might be expencive dpending on country prices but, once you've learned the basics you can change it how you want.

All of the food is reheatable, for easy cooking.


Butternut Squash Soup up in this motherucker

Chicken Chow Mein

Chicken Tikka Masala

Fillet of pork with pasta and pesto


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Pasta with Alfredo Sauce and Fish Bits

Added by Savepoints
quesadilla


Note: Pictures are generic photos results may vary greatly.
Edited by Pong, Apr 6 2014, 08:12 PM.
 
Pong
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New recipe, will continue adding recipes as i feel like it.
 
Pong
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-.-

This was or rather IS supposed to be a serious thread... I'm not sure if you actually read what i posted but this is not a joke thread. I would have posted it in chat box if so. Would apriciate if you don't clutter it with, water and toasted bread. As i did put in some time in to making this. Have any fun stuff ( that actually is a dish) feel free to post, but do refrain from posting uneccecary things.
Edited by Pong, Aug 12 2013, 09:56 PM.
 
iPwnies
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I thought this was cooking with retards (reference: the title of the thread)
 
Carnedge
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Oh It's just all in good fun, but I understand, sorry if it made the post veer off topic, we're all good friends here we can joke around, eh? :p As for your recipes, they look pretty solid, keep it up! Anyone that wishes to teach people the ways of toast, ice or anything else please refer to the spam thread.
 
Jsbwalker
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I tend to cook without measuring or recipes... so when relating this I'll have to just tell you what I do.

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savepoints
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Ok, as per Unfie's request, here goes. I also don't really measure, but then again, I'm not the best cook, so w/e.

Quesadilla
Edited by savepoints, Sep 29 2013, 02:33 PM.
 
beastman721
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Make sure you use a good flour tortilla when you make the quesadilla. It's the difference between a meh one, and a really good one.
 
caspardupwee
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i just wanted to say this title made me lol. das all
 
iPwnies
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Came here looking for carnys ice recipe. Where is it? Anyways, here's another recipe

Pizza
1. Try to make dough
2. Give up
3. Grab phone
4. Order pizza
5. Wait
6. Pizza here
7. Eat
 
savepoints
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Carny removed those posts, as they were off-topic and did not contribute to the thread. It's been said multiple times now that this is not a place for you to post your "funny recipes", so why not just post in the spam thread instead, where it belongs, or make your own thread?
 
Pong
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Added a new recipe since wry reminded me.
 
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Nothing funny about pizza unless the delivery man draws a picture on the box. OK here's another.

IPwnies world famous tartar sauce

1. After eating a delicious fish stick you have the sudden urge to dip the rest of the sticks you just baked into some tartar sauce.
2. Realize you don't have any.
3. Decide to make some.
4. Go ahead and grow some onions and cucumbers in the garden. Only homegrown ingredients can be used for this recipe for the best end result. If you have no backyard, store produce will just have to do.
5. Wait a couple months for the plants to grow and the veggies to ripen
6. Harvest the produce and place a cucumber in a jar of vinegar so it may pickle.
7. Once the cucumber has finished the pickling processes it is now a pickled cucumber, aka "pickle"
8. Dice an onion and pickle into small bits.
9. Don't trouble yourself with the laborious task of making mayonnaise and use store bought instead.
10. Fill a container or bowl with mayonnaise
11. Place diced onions and pickles in the mayonnaise
12. Add a bit of lemon juice. If you don't have fresh lemons from the garden just skip this step.
13. Stir.
14. Continue eating your yummy fish sticks with your tasty tartar sauce
15. Bon appetit.
 
Pong
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One more recipe added. Have fun you fuckstick (dave).
 
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we need pictures for the recipes, I wanna see what they look like
 
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